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Albert Ross Esquire

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About Albert Ross Esquire

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    I wish I was one of the Fab Five.
  • Birthday 02/29/1996

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  1. It looks to me like it's not in the UK, so who gives a fuck about Johnny Foreigner's traffic?
  2. Albert Ross Esquire

    Twats who whinge about the geographical location of Britain

    On your armpits as usual.
  3. Albert Ross Esquire

    YANK CUNTS DON'T DO IRONY (do they?)

    She's too fucking wet!
  4. Albert Ross Esquire

    Alabama Rot

    Matthew 7:3, KJV
  5. Albert Ross Esquire

    Changing a bulb on your car

    Also, there's an unnecessary apostrophe. The double uphill gardening imbecile.
  6. Albert Ross Esquire

    Changing a bulb on your car

    I was always taught that they are lamps. Bulbs grow in the ground.
  7. Albert Ross Esquire

    People Who Complain About Weather

    You omitted "degrees", you thick frog cunt.
  8. Albert Ross Esquire

    Scarlett Moffatt-Cunt

    Now we know what you look at on line.
  9. Albert Ross Esquire

    People who walk backwards into you

    Are they the same people that block the aisles with their trollies and then fuck off and natter to Doris for half an hour? I move their trollies and put stuff back on the shelf.
  10. Albert Ross Esquire

    One born every minute

    Any clips?
  11. Albert Ross Esquire

    Arwa Mahdawi

    Is it catching?
  12. Albert Ross Esquire

    Bill Maynard

    Being a corpse or being distasteful?
  13. Albert Ross Esquire

    One born every minute

    Handy having a bus shelter outside a house with a good wifi range. Did you get the password off the back of the router whilst you were Peeping Tomming?
  14. Albert Ross Esquire

    One born every minute

    I hope you enjoyed it.
  15. Albert Ross Esquire

    One born every minute

    How's your bus shelter?
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