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Earl Albert of Ross (Bt)

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  1. Yes, I'm very well thank you, going to have a relaxing evening I hope. Maybe you should look for a holiday after your hard work?
  2. Good afternoon Billy. Was Christmas financially good for you?
  3. You'd fuck her even if she didn't have a heartbeat.
  4. Good morning Billy, I'm very well thank you, how about yourself?
  5. I expect it to be waxed and bleached.
  6. These wankers draw a horizontal line through the seven thinking they look cosmopolitan, but why don't they also write a continental one or nine? Fucking pricks.
  7. I wouldn't lick her face, I'd give her a damn good rimming!
  8. Even worse than that is Gibraltar. They want to remain a "British Overseas Territory" but they changed over to driving on the wrong side of the road, they want their cake etc . . . . . . . .
  9. One thought of mine is that he's spat his dummy out because of the recent photograph, the one with HM and the three kings in waiting, "boohoo, I'm never going to be king, what can I do to piss off the family?" Maybe he should watch Kind Hearts & Coronets?
  10. The first monarch with a particular name doesn't have a regnal number, e.g Victoria, John, Anne etc. So he's just King Harry of Canada.
  11. I never imagined you as an eavesdropper.
  12. And we all know what happened to the previous "quarrelsome princess". Didn't she step back from "public life" by calling a press conference?
  13. Also, the USA presidential election campaign will be stepping up a gear over the next few weeks.
  14. You seem to know all about it.
  15. Don't take stuff you don't want/need to the tip, leave it outside with a "For sale, only £25" notice on it and it will disappear within 15 minutes.
  16. Fact check please, and while you're checking, please check your British English spelling and capitalisations or I'll be presuming you're a Salty sock puppet. Just saying . . . . . . . . .
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