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Mingmongmaniac

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About Mingmongmaniac

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    New Cunt

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    Uk
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    Telling cunts that they are cunts!
  1. Mingmongmaniac

    Cunts that get run over by large vehicles.

    I guess there could be a catastrophic failure of the retractable tape measure you were using, sending the end flailing through the shit and showering my big titties with it?
  2. Mingmongmaniac

    Cunts that get run over by large vehicles.

    Fuck, that's quite a warning ..... I'll make sure I get clarification on my position in the centipede before I make my decision then. Cheers for the heads up.
  3. Mingmongmaniac

    Cunts that get run over by large vehicles.

    Yeah I totally agree. If I'm ever involved in a motorway accident, kick my fucking corpse onto the hard shoulder and get the traffic flowing again ASAP. All this fucking around with chalk and measuring shit gets right on my tits.
  4. Mingmongmaniac

    Cunts that get run over by large vehicles.

    Thks, and note taken. I'll check the thread out now.
  5. Mingmongmaniac

    Cunts that get run over by large vehicles.

    Yeah that's a fair point too. I wouldn't want to attract pigeons or seagulls to the mess! Those pecky little cunts are almost as bad as the morons that haven't learnt to cross the road.
  6. Mingmongmaniac

    Cunts that get run over by large vehicles.

    Yeah that's a good point. I guess if you've done as many drugs as that cunt Harvey has, then any level of spastication is possible.
  7. Mingmongmaniac

    Cunts that get run over by large vehicles.

    Cheers. As long as it doesn't involve growing a beard, or fucking the humps off a camel, then I'm all for a good clique!
  8. Mingmongmaniac

    The Beast From The East

    Completely agree. I was just watching sky news and the presenter said "beast from the east" about 5 times in 5 mins. Minus 8 at the worst..... hardly fucking Russia. Although I'm hopeful it will kill off a few of the homeless cunts that make the city centre smell of piss.
  9. Mingmongmaniac

    Cunts that get run over by large vehicles.

    Yep, I'd say failing to notice anything bigger than a transit makes you a complete mongtard.
  10. My first nom here and it's for cunts that get run over by large vehicles such as buses and HGV's. Yes, accidents can happen, and getting hit by a car or cyclist that suddenly comes from nowhere is a hazard of living in a city, but what sort of utter fucking retard fails to notice a double decker bus or 44 ton lorry approaching as they attempt to cross the road? Some selfish and careless cunt did exactly that on Friday morning, and got hit by a bus closing the whole of Bristol city centre in the process! The selfish cunt should of been left where he fell, and repeatedly run over until the only thing left of him was a sticky red patch on the tarmac.... Cunt.
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