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WhingeBenefits

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About WhingeBenefits

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  1. WhingeBenefits

    People who will not be watching the royal wedding

    in order to be more of a cunt I would need to literally be "a cunt"
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    People who will not be watching the royal wedding

    Reported for stating the bleeding obvious- merely being a member of a group called "cunts corner" at least heavily implies that the individual is, or regards him/herself as, a "cunt"
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    People who will not be watching the royal wedding

    Are you currently camping out in your union jack sleeping bag Lady Penelope? How many homeless people did they sweep away to make you some space?
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    Peter Kay

    Yes well, I dare say that cogs are considered to be the height of advanced technology in Norfolk, and I do appreciate all that inbred rural wisdom about cows lying down, red sky at night and all the rest of that shit, and I dare say that the last person who tried to install fibre-optic cable in Norfolk was burned for witchcraft, but outside Norfolk its generally well known that brains are composed of something called "neurons".
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    People who bag up dog shit and then tie it to a tree

    At the time there was just you and Neil in the room. The message was therefore addressed to the room. I'm sure that was clear, or are you so deluded you find it impossible to believe that someone would think you are a miserable old cunt?
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    People who bag up dog shit and then tie it to a tree

    I didn't know this was some old cunts club where everyone blackballs you for sitting in the "wrong chair". Thanks for the warning, you miserable old shit, I will buy you a pint at whichever bowls club you patronise if I'm ever passing through
  7. Are you expecting someone with a bigger social conscience, or some extra-keen refuse collector to untie the knot, and take the shit away to somewhere where it is wanted? Kick it into the hedge if you can't be bothered you twat, at least the flies can get to it that way.
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    Peter Kay

    Oh right Decimus, you are from Norfolk. Now it all makes sense! Of course you are perceptive, your inbred ears are probably the size of a double decker bus, and you can probably hear me think!
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    Peter Kay

    Brand's status as a cunt was mentioned in the course of this thread. I did not want that point to be lost. It's called social responsibility, reminding people that in the midst of mirth, Brand is watching and waiting (and acting like a cunt). By the way sir, you must be remarkably perceptive, being able to gauge my IQ, and my parents' marital status at the time of my conception, from 3 sentences. They should abolish GCSE's A levels, degrees etc and just have you scanning over a few sentences on a bulletin board.
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    Peter Kay

    Russell Brand is indeed a cunt. In fact, I believe that the SI unit of cuntiness is "The Brand". That unfunny bucket of jellied eels, James 'fak me! How did I get an OBE?' Corden scores 75 centibrands (0.75 Brands) by way of comparison
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    People who will not be watching the royal wedding

    Wont bother with the wedding. I am of the belief that Feudal institutions such as the monarchy belong in the medieval era. Besides there will be so much cuntiness it will probably break my cuntometer. Looking forward to the divorce and mud slinging that follows, though. will that be televised?
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