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Drew Peacock

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About Drew Peacock

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  1. Drew Peacock

    Any cunt who doesn't open the window after a shite

    Women just don't get it. I can remember a wedding some years ago when I let rip mid-service on a church pew. It reverberated the entire length of the front row. Instead of the expected nod of approval, I got that look like I'd just shit in her handbag and the silent treatment all the way home.
  2. Drew Peacock

    Gay activists

    Yes
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    Gay activists

    lol.. there were a load of them mincing about with banners outside a bed in breakfast in Eastbourne over the weekend. When I say "a load of them", it was actually about 4, but 4 too many.
  4. Drew Peacock

    Any cunt who doesn't open the window after a shite

    I'm afraid rimming has been off the menu from the day she first washed my pants about 30 years ago.
  5. Drew Peacock

    Any cunt who doesn't open the window after a shite

    Mrs Peacock recently bought a new product called V.I Poo (or pooh) which claims to neutralise even the niffiest pong. I realised it wasn't very successful after she emerged from the bog after my first post-pub dump like she'd been mustard gassed in the trenches calling me names that I won't repeat on a family website like this.
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    Gay activists

    Now that shirt-lifters can legally bum 16 year old schoolboys, have a nice wedding and church ceremony then adopt a couple of children, you'd think the activists' mission was done. But no, these cunts have turned their attention to retired Christian couples with a bed and breakfast that would prefer not to have two blokes bumming and rimming all over their bed linen. Bombarding the poor bastards with vitriolic emails and urging the bacon, lettuce and tomato community to wave banners outside their premises. Fuck off you dirty cunts.
  7. Drew Peacock

    Wine Connoisseurs

    Oh! I'd assumed that was just a euphemism for something more primal. Either way, I doubt my knees would have been up for to it.
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    Afua Hirsch

    You cannot float on a bogie. Don't try to cross the ocean on a bogie otherwise you're sunk. And who took any notice? Fucking nobody took any bloody notice!
  9. Drew Peacock

    Wine Connoisseurs

    Like the meeting with you under the Torquay Pier, I think we must have got our dates mixed up.
  10. Drew Peacock

    Afua Hirsch

    It almost beggars belief that anyone takes cunts like this seriously. Britain offered her Jewish grandfather sanctuary after he fled Nazi-Germany shortly before the outbreak of war and the likely self-catering holiday to Lodz. This in turn gave her parents the opportunity to move back here from Norway to a nice home in leafy Wimbledon and have her privately educated in this country. A cynic might suggest that trying to kick up a storm where none exists might be related to forwarding her own career and generating sales for her otherwise very dull ramblings. (As the old cunts on here know, I know my stuff when it comes to dull ramblings).
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    Wine Connoisseurs

    Indeed. That Josef Frizl probably had the right idea. Lock it in the cellar to let it mature.
  12. Drew Peacock

    Wine Connoisseurs

    I can remember when the only white wines available were Blue Nun and Black Tower. After all the beers had gone at a party they were always the only alcohol left. Both tasted like fucking paint thinner so have never bothered with white wine since.
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    Wine Connoisseurs

    Fucking pretentious cunts. Snobby twats who rather than just necking a glass feel a need to try and appear sophisticated. An elaborate, attention-seeking show of swirling it about a bit, sniffing and sipping before unleashing a complete load of bollocks... I'm getting a nutty bouquet, yes, a soft, mellow yet fruity palate. It has a warm charm, but at the same time a cheeky and fresh personality. Fuck off you cunt. The only characteristic of a wine worth knowing is whether you can drink a bottle or two without spending half the night cuddling the toilet bowl then waking up in the morning with a taste like a bear has shit in your mouth. Before some cunt states the obvious, I know wine is for puffs.
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    Shit riddled bin bog roll in 2018

    Likewise, spotter. Still keeping these cunts in order I trust?
  15. Drew Peacock

    The Pen Inn Roundabout at Newton Abbot

    I'm not familiar with this stretch of road m'lady, but it does sound poorly planned. Fortunately though, in this day and age there's always a forum or social media outlet where sad cunts with nothing better to do can air their disapproval on issues such as this. Oh, wait a minute...
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