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Drew Peacock

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  1. Drew Peacock

    Wine Connoisseurs

    Oh! I'd assumed that was just a euphemism for something more primal. Either way, I doubt my knees would have been up for to it.
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    Afua Hirsch

    You cannot float on a bogie. Don't try to cross the ocean on a bogie otherwise you're sunk. And who took any notice? Fucking nobody took any bloody notice!
  3. Drew Peacock

    Wine Connoisseurs

    Like the meeting with you under the Torquay Pier, I think we must have got our dates mixed up.
  4. Drew Peacock

    Afua Hirsch

    It almost beggars belief that anyone takes cunts like this seriously. Britain offered her Jewish grandfather sanctuary after he fled Nazi-Germany shortly before the outbreak of war and the likely self-catering holiday to Lodz. This in turn gave her parents the opportunity to move back here from Norway to a nice home in leafy Wimbledon and have her privately educated in this country. A cynic might suggest that trying to kick up a storm where none exists might be related to forwarding her own career and generating sales for her otherwise very dull ramblings. (As the old cunts on here know, I know my stuff when it comes to dull ramblings).
  5. Drew Peacock

    Wine Connoisseurs

    Indeed. That Josef Frizl probably had the right idea. Lock it in the cellar to let it mature.
  6. Drew Peacock

    Wine Connoisseurs

    I can remember when the only white wines available were Blue Nun and Black Tower. After all the beers had gone at a party they were always the only alcohol left. Both tasted like fucking paint thinner so have never bothered with white wine since.
  7. Drew Peacock

    Wine Connoisseurs

    Fucking pretentious cunts. Snobby twats who rather than just necking a glass feel a need to try and appear sophisticated. An elaborate, attention-seeking show of swirling it about a bit, sniffing and sipping before unleashing a complete load of bollocks... I'm getting a nutty bouquet, yes, a soft, mellow yet fruity palate. It has a warm charm, but at the same time a cheeky and fresh personality. Fuck off you cunt. The only characteristic of a wine worth knowing is whether you can drink a bottle or two without spending half the night cuddling the toilet bowl then waking up in the morning with a taste like a bear has shit in your mouth. Before some cunt states the obvious, I know wine is for puffs.
  8. Drew Peacock

    Shit riddled bin bog roll in 2018

    Likewise, spotter. Still keeping these cunts in order I trust?
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    The Pen Inn Roundabout at Newton Abbot

    I'm not familiar with this stretch of road m'lady, but it does sound poorly planned. Fortunately though, in this day and age there's always a forum or social media outlet where sad cunts with nothing better to do can air their disapproval on issues such as this. Oh, wait a minute...
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    Shit riddled bin bog roll in 2018

    When faced with Mediterranean plumbing, it's usually advisable to cut out the middleman and wade waist deep into the sea for a poo (or pooh). Failing that the beach towels of Germanic holidaymakers reserving their favoured sun lounger location make an excellent (and comfortable) arse-wiping alternative. I hope that helps.
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    Shit riddled bin bog roll in 2018

    Google suggests he might have sold it to Frank....
  12. Drew Peacock

    Shit riddled bin bog roll in 2018

    That's probably because they are expensive to maintain and a nightmare to insure when you live in South London. Even when they don't really exist.
  13. Drew Peacock

    The arrest of Tommy Robinson

    A legend in my own lunchtime sadly.
  14. Drew Peacock

    Shit riddled bin bog roll in 2018

    That doesn't surprise me Baws, you old cunt. Her ladyship's knowledge of the rail and arterial road infrastructure used to give me the horn if I'm honest.
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    The arrest of Tommy Robinson

    Bugger. Did anyone do the Ground Force one?
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