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Bertie Biceps

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    The Digital Revolution

    You're not Crazy George are you?
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    The British Beard and Moustache Championships

    There is also a local woman who goes around with four dogs .. two of them in a pushchair. I asked her what she did for a living .. she said that she couldn't work because she was a "full time mummy" to her dogs.
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    The British Beard and Moustache Championships

    And what do they do for living as who would employ them. There is a local "tapper" (spare any change merchant) with a mohican hair cut cunt and a spikey beard who says that he find a job in spite of trying .. I suggested that he get rid of his beard and funny hairdo and he then started whinging about that infringing his human rights.
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    The British Beard and Moustache Championships

    Oh by the way I have never needed to "tuck" but I would be grateful if we could keep that information to ourselves as that information could cause distress to a couple of punters.
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    The British Beard and Moustache Championships

    No .. I think that the smell would put people off.
  6. So what exactly do these cunts do to win? .. Do they walk through walls of fire and jump through flaming hoops? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6074121/Hundreds-don-eccentric-costumes-compete-British-Beard-Moustache-championships.html
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    Free Bus Passes

    Do you own your own private jet?
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    Adam Rowe Scouse "Comedian"

    "Why are they calling it Brexit and not The Great British Break Off?" - Alex Edelman - joint 8th place
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    Adam Rowe Scouse "Comedian"

    He has won the Edinburgh Fringe Festival with the "Funniest Joke", which was .. "Working at the Jobcentre has to be a tense job - knowing that if you get fired, you still have to come in the next day."
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    Golden showers.

    Snowy is presently at Euston mopping the train toilets.
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    Free Bus Passes

    A cynical move by Blair and co that won them an election. Now a burden that cannot be afforded by the local councils that have to fund them. There is a problem though in that the benefits to society in general outweigh the costs by 2.7 to 1. So there is no simple answer. In reality a cunt. https://www.theguardian.com/society/2014/sep/09/scrapping-free-bus-travel-older-people-cost
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    Golden showers.

    Thank you for telling me .. you will see a BT police officer by the barrier, just say "Hello Pen to him".
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    Cunts who ask you if you have a spare cigarette

    Further evidence .. "Stiffkey is remembered as the parish whose rector, Harold Davidson, faced charges of immorality and was defrocked in 1932. He was a popular priest in the area and the villagers asked his family to allow him to be buried in Stiffkey when he died, rather than in the family tomb in Sholing, where he was born. (He was killed, rather improbably, by a lion.) They have cared for his grave for many years."
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    Golden showers.

    I have got you danging from the hook .. be honest with yourself you don't do humour do you?
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    Cunts who ask you if you have a spare cigarette

    Although he was born in Lancashire he was raised on Norfolk and his mother came from Stiffkey.
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