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Penny Farthing

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  1. 6 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

    It's Good Friday, Harold. I fried my super fresh fish Jamaican style last night, and will eat it today with bread, onions and scotch bonnet chilli pepper with Jamaican bun for dessert and I was wondering what you thought about it?

    PS. If I catch you eating any meat on this Holy day, your fucking dead. 

    *You're

  2. 41 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

    He was the first helpless victim of male Gogglebox. A blue plaque has been ordered from our suppliers in China. 

    It has arrived .. the  blue plaque was already in stock ready and waiting at a Chinese owned warehouse in Southend.

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  3. Islam and Christianity are both offshoots of Judaism and in their basic fundamentalist forms they are similar. The modern day Muslin fundamentalists are very similar to the the Christians in Britain during the reign of King James and the Cromwell Commonwealth with poor elderly women (and men) being  persecuted as witches. I think that @Roadkill has already written about the good Christian women of Tyneside being on a mission to convert and immigrant into a good fearing christian. Friend Abdul seems to have been a devious cunt who took advantage of this . It would be interesting t know the background to the woman that he had been shafting prior to him dousing her with some caustic substance.

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  4. 5 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

    I know. But I’m not American. Don’t encourage it. Correct it. 

    I knew that there was a chinese couple at the party because I heard their glasses go "chink"

    I'm still here all week. lol lol lol

     

  5. 18 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

    Blimey , you're quite right .You know what , your wise, illuminating surgeon like forensic telling of my life is really quite amazing .You are obviously a clever type who is able to read between the lines , a regular  sherlock Holmes of the cunt world. Your  superior position in all matters , especially that involving  literary oddities  is obvious by the use of the abbreviation  "lol" at the end of you thesis like response. 

    He was born circa 1980 .. he has never had a job because he thinks that any job is below him. He is probably very fat and flatulent.

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  6. Going back to the early 2000s another generation appeared on the job market, these had often remained in school or attended college until they were to 20 years old .. they were mostly born around the late 1970s/early 1980s .. many of them had the expectation of a good job straight out of college but the job marked was saturated and also cunts from elsewhere in the UK turned up in the UK. Many of the UK cunts simply would turn down any job that was below their expectations and often by the early 2000s they were in their early 20s and had no employment experience, they also had the opinion that if they accepted a lowly graded job it would mean that any future employed would believe that they were sub standard and would not employ them .. there are few of these cunts still around now in their mid 40s who have almost no employment history .. these I suppose are victims of the early Tony Blair "Educashun! Educashun" years.

  7. 34 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

    I fucking despise the millennial generation. Since when did ‘working in a cafe’ start being described as being a ‘Barista’?

    They have to have everything they want because the internet tells them that they, and they alone are the most important thing in the universe bar none. 
     As soon as they turn 17, their parents buy them a Nissan Cumquat with 36 airbags, a 6 foot crumple zone at either end and a computer which calls the police if any white heterosexual men approach the vehicle.

     The upshot is that the deliberately dumbed down education system has produced a generation of low IQ drones that only have the capacity to focus on their own personal gratification.

    A large part of the problem is that almost every job require you to have some sort of university qualification which will involve attending a course (or fake apprenticeship) that will leave you saddled with a debt of at least £21k .. there is little wonder that they feel entitled and have expectations far beyond their true abilities.

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  8. 10 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

    https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-politics-68654533

    "Haaw, we gonna fuck up Blitish erections innit"? 

    Those little yellow rascals have been arregedly, solly I mean allegedly been snooping around getting info on MPs and peers. It wouldn't surprise me if they're monitoring this site. Me posting this thread and generally taking the piss out of them means their leader, Ming Ping-Ting has probably got me on his shit list. Serves me right for being a shtupid iriot.*

    *God bless Benny Hill 

    Yes they are .. I saw one looking through a chink in the curtains.

     

    I'm here all week fuck off

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  9. 7 hours ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

    Football is shit anyhow but this little storm in a teacup just highlights how much shitter it can get. The cross on the collar of the players shirts has been redesigned by some wokey, gay, design executives. Even though football is for those that practice arse-banditry we cannot have Chinas cheapest sweatshops knocking out crap like this for us (even though the RRP is £124.99!!!) before we know where we are the England football kit will be another North Face or Bud Lite disaster.

    Talking about shit, what happened to Dec's threatened comeback this weekend?

  10. On 21/03/2024 at 09:40, Eric Cuntman said:

    The only french cunt worth his weight in a punch up is Eric Cantona. 
     
    Not a white flag waver.

    This charmer (w former wrestler) seems to come from your area .. have you ever wrestled with it?

    https://www.echo-news.co.uk/news/24205023.essex-police-officer-accessed-reports-rest-days/

    Pro wrestler turned Southend cop 'would've been sacked' after 'accessing reports' (Image: File photo / Essex Police)

  11. 2 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:

    Fucking Chinese cunts .They actually are the reason for the trade in dead  endangered species. The thick disease  spreading pigs .They kill for simple  keratin.China should be nuked , simple as .No warning ,Pearl Harbour style.  Just nuke the cunts and the world would instantly improve even with a toxic cloud floating about , it would be worth it . They're sinister , cruel untrustworthy  cunts of the highest order .

    Be very, very careful .. there are some very kind and gentle people here who would very much like to see your head mounted as a trophy on their sitting room wall.

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  12. I would have sympathy with Kevin Lister's rights save for the likely fact that his beliefs are likely to be linked to his belief in the supreme sky fairy .. such cunts should be kept well away from educational establishments and any young or other impressionable people or better still locked in a looney bin.

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  13. 26 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said:

    Accrol, apparently one of the largest of our British bog-roll manufacturers, is in danger of being absorbed by  an alien stationary manufacturer. The potential for strategic damage during times of global tension is eye-watering. Foreigners have differient expectations in these matters and standards could easily slip, just look across the channel.

    An Englishman cannot appear at his best with an itchy arse; Putin's spies are aware of this, liberties will be taken and security will be compromised.

    Our national interests need protection!

    Shit nomination.

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