Jump to content
Donations towards site upkeep will be thankfully received and faithfully applied....

Filthy Cunt

Members
  • Content count

    95
  • Joined

  • Last visited

Community Reputation

12 Good

About Filthy Cunt

  • Rank
    New Cunt

Recent Profile Visitors

52 profile views
  1. Filthy Cunt

    Cunts who ask you if you have a spare cigarette

    That is enough for a conviction on its own In those days, it was just a light that was asked for when one ran out of matches, These day they want a fucking cigarette as well
  2. Filthy Cunt

    Cunts who ask you if you have a spare cigarette

    Operation Yewtree are now posthumously investigating Alan Smethurst
  3. Filthy Cunt

    Golden showers.

    So did you make your way home smelling of piss ? Have you changed your clothes yet or waiting till your next bath ?
  4. Filthy Cunt

    Jessica Fletcher, interfering cunt

    ....................and I suggest that you burn any equipment that you have which is capable of connection to the internet Actually better still, burn your house to the ground, with you in it
  5. Filthy Cunt

    Jessica Fletcher, interfering cunt

    You are welcome, my pedigree chum
  6. Filthy Cunt

    Jessica Fletcher, interfering cunt

    where did you hear that ? She has a voice like a fog horn but not that loud I am sure that if either one of us were successful, then Jessica Fletcher would be round in a shot to stick her nose in
  7. Filthy Cunt

    Jessica Fletcher, interfering cunt

    I got a few ideas from Columbo when I was considering killing my wife for the insurance payout. Still on my bucket list
  8. Filthy Cunt

    Cunts who drink bleach

    Yes, but I don't think he considered me as such. I suspect he thought I was a cunt
  9. Filthy Cunt

    Jessica Fletcher, interfering cunt

    I have not had to time to consider such matters. Are they friends of yours ? I heard a rumour that stray dogs follow you down the street. Is there any truth to that ?
  10. Filthy Cunt

    Jessica Fletcher, interfering cunt

    No, that's just a figment of your imagination August 2018 will go unnoticed, as was June and July, especially if you were part of them But then again, everything here is probably needless. Have you booked your place at the clinic yet ? Anyway I have some drying paint which needs watching, if you will excuse me for dealing with more important matters Crack open a fresh bottle of sulfuric acid to celebrate your pending obsolescence
  11. Filthy Cunt

    Jessica Fletcher, interfering cunt

    You are a Virgin and with little chance of ever changing that status
  12. Filthy Cunt

    Jessica Fletcher, interfering cunt

    No, that would be "you are" Go to the back of the class and put on your pointy hat, there's a good boy. And lay off of the Sherry
  13. Filthy Cunt

    Jessica Fletcher, interfering cunt

    Not to mention her lamp shade making skills
  14. Filthy Cunt

    Jessica Fletcher, interfering cunt

    You have set the bar with more than 2600 of them. I can only aspire to your greatness Perhaps it is time for you to step aside for new blood and check yourself into a Swiss clinic
  15. Filthy Cunt

    Cunts who drink bleach

    I once had a friend who used to snort VIM when he was left in the house alone
×