What the absolute fuck is going on .
Failed Manager - José Mourinho an egotistical wank puffin of modern football. Sacked after 3 years for piss poor results and shit man management.In what other job would you be rewarded for failure with a pay off of between £15 - £18 million ?
Turkeygate - A gathering of Vegan cunts decend upon Waitrose to stop people buying Turkeys ! I don't complain about these fuck nuggets not working or smoking or eating my bastard hedge row. So who gives them the right to complain about me eating turkey or meat. I bet it looked like a scent from Shaun of the dead with all those pale complexions.
Knighthoods - Alastair Cook is to receive a knighthood. Ride a bike , paddle a boat or play bat and ball. These fucking knighthoods are given away like kiddies sweets at a Jimmy Saville party.
UK Politics - What an absolute fucking mess (this has been well covered already)
You really couldn't make this shit up.