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A Smashing Cunt

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  1. Im seeing Frank mentioned a lot,who the feck is Frank?
  2. Pure projection that,Wolfster probably spent Christmas Day in his shed wanking into his sisters thong after his festive tinned mackeral on toast
  3. The BBC have fucked every single bit of their output now with diversity and cultural marxism,they are beyond fucking woeful,other channels arent far behind tbh,its everywhere now,we are drowning in a sea of diversity and I cant see a fucking life raft.......
  4. Simone Uranus deffo needs spraying with clanger juice
  5. Simone Bendix in Space Precinct,now theres a space tart needs her face covering in moon goo
  6. Always fondly remember Ripleys white knickers in the escape pod,plus if you check her out in Aliens 1986 when she sits up after hypersleep in her chamber thingy she has grey knickers on with some bush hanging out the sides.
  7. If Joe Cockers wifes labias were very big and droopy,would that mean she had cocker spaniels ears? Im here all week ....
  8. Click and Collect on bbc1,even steve merchant cant save this turkey,the usual token muslim alongside him
  9. A Smashing Cunt

    Chris Evans

    Saw that ugly moose Zoe Ball presenting book awards on tv,she looked lost,think shed get brain ache reading The Beano,only on tv cos of her nutty dad
  10. You know its Christmas when this tight suited mono tonal blandcunt appears on the tv
  11. Ugly fucking labour man boy shill with a moustache to rival Dick Strawbridge
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    Chris Evans

    Was looking on Cunto,Jon Gaunt gets loads of cunts,was a fan of his but hes shit now and just begs for money
  13. True story,back in the 90,s me and my mate when pissed on a weekend used to sing bee gees songs to this blokes answering machine,why you might ask,because he looked like barry gibb,he had a small business and it was only fair we sang him night fever and staying alive among other disco classics most weekends virtually through the whole of the nineties,great fun,pissed every weekend and acting like cunts....my id love to listen to those answer messages now....
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    Chris Evans

    Phillip Green is a massive yacht owning cunt,I really liked BHS,s checked shirts
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