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A Smashing Cunt

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  1. A Smashing Cunt

    Cunts who get massive Xmas bonuses

    Might ask the same
  2. A Smashing Cunt

    Cunts who get massive Xmas bonuses

    Thats how I like it son
  3. A Smashing Cunt

    Cunts who get massive Xmas bonuses

    Im going nowhere boy!
  4. A Smashing Cunt

    U.K. Moslems who don’t celebrate Christmas

    Im seeing Frank mentioned a lot,who the feck is Frank?
  5. A Smashing Cunt

    U.K. Moslems who don’t celebrate Christmas

    Or better still a corpse
  6. A Smashing Cunt

    U.K. Moslems who don’t celebrate Christmas

    Yeah but not while shes still wearing em surely?
  7. A Smashing Cunt

    U.K. Moslems who don’t celebrate Christmas

    Pure projection that,Wolfster probably spent Christmas Day in his shed wanking into his sisters thong after his festive tinned mackeral on toast
  8. A Smashing Cunt

    Cunts who get massive Xmas bonuses

    Ooh you cheekey cunt
  9. A Smashing Cunt

    BBC's politically correct Hercule fuckin' Poirot

    The BBC have fucked every single bit of their output now with diversity and cultural marxism,they are beyond fucking woeful,other channels arent far behind tbh,its everywhere now,we are drowning in a sea of diversity and I cant see a fucking life raft.......
  10. A Smashing Cunt

    Gay risotto cunts

    Simone Uranus deffo needs spraying with clanger juice
  11. A Smashing Cunt

    Gay risotto cunts

    Simone Bendix in Space Precinct,now theres a space tart needs her face covering in moon goo
  12. A Smashing Cunt

    Gay risotto cunts

    Always fondly remember Ripleys white knickers in the escape pod,plus if you check her out in Aliens 1986 when she sits up after hypersleep in her chamber thingy she has grey knickers on with some bush hanging out the sides.
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    U.K. Moslems who don’t celebrate Christmas

    If Joe Cockers wifes labias were very big and droopy,would that mean she had cocker spaniels ears? Im here all week ....
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    U.K. Moslems who don’t celebrate Christmas

    I just really like serial killers
  15. A Smashing Cunt

    U.K. Moslems who don’t celebrate Christmas

    Click and Collect on bbc1,even steve merchant cant save this turkey,the usual token muslim alongside him
  16. A Smashing Cunt

    Chris Evans

    Saw that ugly moose Zoe Ball presenting book awards on tv,she looked lost,think shed get brain ache reading The Beano,only on tv cos of her nutty dad
  17. A Smashing Cunt

    Michael Buble

    You know its Christmas when this tight suited mono tonal blandcunt appears on the tv
  18. A Smashing Cunt

    SHAMI CHAKRABARTI

    Ugly fucking labour man boy shill with a moustache to rival Dick Strawbridge
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    Chris Evans

    Was looking on Cunto,Jon Gaunt gets loads of cunts,was a fan of his but hes shit now and just begs for money
  20. True story,back in the 90,s me and my mate when pissed on a weekend used to sing bee gees songs to this blokes answering machine,why you might ask,because he looked like barry gibb,he had a small business and it was only fair we sang him night fever and staying alive among other disco classics most weekends virtually through the whole of the nineties,great fun,pissed every weekend and acting like cunts....my id love to listen to those answer messages now....
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    Chris Evans

    Phillip Green is a massive yacht owning cunt,I really liked BHS,s checked shirts
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