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King Billy

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  1. King Billy

    Most common sex injuries

    Been watching a new tv series tonight about Peter Sutcliff. It’s called Whores under the hammer
  2. King Billy

    Most common sex injuries

    Wish you’d told me that 5 mins ago. Ah well.
  3. King Billy

    Most common sex injuries

    Cable ties can really injure a young ladies delicate wrists if 4 or5 impatient men are not carefull tightening them in their frenzy to get the job done
  4. King Billy

    Most common sex injuries

    Who wants to know?
  5. King Billy

    Channel 4's "100 Vaginas"

    Do you wanna buy a dog?
  6. King Billy

    Most common sex injuries

    Handcuff abrasions, CS gas injuries or tazer burns
  7. King Billy

    Most common sex injuries

    Black eyes or broken jaws?
  8. King Billy

    Swindon's Honda Closure - now own your brexit.

    Neville You’re not still angry about your leg mate? Fuckin cripple!
  9. King Billy

    Channel 4's "100 Vaginas"

    Do they get their lads out Fathet?
  10. King Billy

    Channel 4's "100 Vaginas"

    Then I realised it was the missus cleaning out the fish tank
  11. King Billy

    Channel 4's "100 Vaginas"

    Aw come on now Ted!
  12. King Billy

    Channel 4's "100 Vaginas"

    My dad used to reminisce with us at family gatherings and one of his favourite stories about me was, When I first made an appearance on this earth he apparently shouted at the top of his voice “Fucking hell look at that cunt coming out of that cunts cunt!!”Oh how all the family used to laugh at his uncanny ability to get everything absolutely right.
  13. King Billy

    Swindon's Honda Closure - now own your brexit.

    Nice shirt son. Do they make them for men?
  14. King Billy

    Channel 4's "100 Vaginas"

    My first thought was what a load of cunts. And then my second thought was what a load of cunts. And then blah blah blah blah
  15. King Billy

    Swindon's Honda Closure - now own your brexit.

    Shakespeare had his critics Now look what you’ve done Your mums upset
  16. King Billy

    Swindon's Honda Closure - now own your brexit.

    As Mark ‘Chopper’ Read once said Your generosity will be your downfall
  17. King Billy

    Swindon's Honda Closure - now own your brexit.

    Sorry forgot to mention that they’re a bunch of fuckin cunts as well. Does anyone know what the toll for the Bridge on the River Kwai is now?
  18. King Billy

    Shamina Begum

    Liam Neeson could make amends for his unintentional outburst by wrapping his Schindler’s list Oscar in a football sock and taking the back of her fucking head off with one quick swipe. Open top bus to the oscars next week and all is forgiven.
  19. King Billy

    Swindon's Honda Closure - now own your brexit.

    The only reason Honda came here in the first place was so they could secretly spy on our British milk floats and steal our technology for their “world beating and innovative fucking hybrid minicab cum halal grooming car” We need to wake up and smell the sushi
  20. King Billy

    The Independent Group

    Registered in a tax haven as well. So that’s what a new approach to openness in politics looks like. They wouldn’t answer questions on who was bankrolling their new ’politique’ Blair, Campbell, and all the other cunts seem to have suddenly dissapeared off the tv. Mmmmmmm!!!!
  21. King Billy

    Shamina Begum

    What goes Ha Ha Bonk? Shamina Begum laughing her head off
  22. King Billy

    Shamina Begum

    Well that’s that then.
  23. King Billy

    Shamina Begum

    For the last couple of days the impartial BBC news have been showing a picture of her without burka, hijab or whatever they are calling their medieval fancy dress this week, all foto shopped to make ‘it’ look like a normal human being. We’re all supposed to think Ahhh! She looks harmless, but the fucking brainless amoeba opens her gob and the bile starts spewing out again. She can definitely be banned from entering the country under the ‘ Dirty smelly filthy horrible cunts act 2019’ and I commend this statement to the house.
  24. King Billy

    UK Politics.

    If all other mp’s of all parties joined them and fucked off to Outer Spackmolia it would probably go down as the greatest day in the history of everything🍾
  25. King Billy

    Women you fancy until you hear them speak

    I’ve often dreamed of Nigel Havers having an unfortunate but catastrophic accident and what opportunities that might present for ‘Moi’
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