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King Billy

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  1. Cock sucking in the public toilets on Marylebone Road is a safer bet.
  2. I know you don’t need any advice when it comes to a bit of covert late night excavation Neil, but frantically exhuming Phil the Greek with your trousers round your ankles, then emptying both throbbing bollocks into his decomposing gob, before making your escape in the clapped out Bedford Rascal might just be pushing your luck in a manner that could be regarded as complacency by some.
  3. It’s definitely the occult and our old friends the illuminati. My mate Sid Slackjaw has indisputable proof, and he was just about to go public with it when he got sectioned again last week. Coincidence? I don’t think so.
  4. She’ll be gutted to learn this, being the flamboyant crowd pleaser that she thinks we all worship her as.
  5. ‘No Friends or Family Reunited’ ?
  6. Even though Drew is most likely surrounded by dozens of empty cider bottles and snoring face down into a huge pile of his own sick right now Ape, you deserve credit for this statement. I’m sure he’ll thank you for it when he wakes up tomorrow (or sometime in the next few days) and sees that you’ve still got his back.
  7. By Dawn French who very quickly got bored with belly rubbing and ate it instead.
  8. “Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.” The motor car was invented on April 1st 2023 by Henry Halford, the founder of a chain of automotive accessory shops and became a common sight on public roads later that summer. FACT.
  9. Swings and roundabouts. Get over it.
  10. Ffs Killer. Everyone on here thinks I’m just another Irish simpleton, scratching out a meagre living flogging dead trees two weeks a year, and sitting alone on the top deck of the bus for the other 50 weeks, lost in my own little world where I’m cruising around, arm out the window, picking up page 3 girls and supermodels in my imaginary M4 and taking them back to my imaginary multi million pound mansion, where they insist (despite my protestations) that I join them in making all their wildest sexual fantasies come true. You and your big gob Killer. Now every cunt knows it’s all true and I haven’t made any of it up. 👍
  11. The Barnett Formula is it’s correct term I believe.
  12. They taste funny. Lololol.
  13. Are you seriously expecting me to point out your glaring stupidity by pointing out your glaring stupidity?
  14. Do you know why cannibals never eat clowns RK?
  15. I would ask to look at the choice of heads on offer incase it was some sort of scam to lure you in.
  16. That type of thing was still available until recently in certain video rental shops in Haiti (Blackbusters mainly), but most of them are now closed until further notice due to all the staff having been eaten by the customers.
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