King Billy

Best Christmas ever Gypps. Lovely bit of hedghog.

Swine flu is very likely to be the next Psyop once the Gaza charade runs out of steam on the MSM playlist. Just perfect as the flying carpet crew and the oven dodgers will be immune from getting infected due to their religious beliefs obviously. Leaving us white Christian historical oppressors to fight it out with the bongo bongos to see which of us can be first past the post in the ‘Extinction Derby’.

I’m waiting for Bill Gates to get back to me Raas on this very worrying development. Dr Fauci isn’t replying to my emails either and I’m starting to get seriously freaked out. My pal Sid Slackjaw is right now over at Davos where he’s infiltrated Klaus Schwab’s pre-Christmas NWO conference posing as one of John Kerry’s young ‘carbon neutral, non binary, personal assistants’. He’s sent me a picture of himself in his hot pants but tbh I’ll be very surprised if I he doesn’t get rumbled soon, then swiftly Epsteined once the talking stops and the debauchery gets started. I’ll keep you posted if I hear anything, but if not just keep tuned into the BBC, and Chris Whitty will no doubt have a load of new graphs and slides to let you know how to save the NHS etc. etc.

Oddknob.

It hasn’t aged well though. If her face is anything to go by nowadays she must have a cunt that looks worse than the Dead Sea Scrolls. I’d rather wake up next to the spunk stained Shroud of Turin.

Sean Tandoori…’The spy who groomed me’ ’Casino Halal’ etc. etc. etc. lol

That would’ve taught her not to try getting in wearing trainers again. Fair play to you Eric. Rules are rules when it comes to door policy.

Robert C Nesbitt?

Probably in 3rd place behind ‘Carry on Felching’ and ‘Carry on up the Khyber Pass’.

Thick as mud.

I saw a video earlier of Tommy Robinson being arrested this morning by at least 20 of the Met’s finest. His crime….. having the audacity to be in London (the capital city of the U.K.) with two other people in his capacity as a journalist to report on a planned protest against antisemitism. The filth arrested him to prevent a possible breach of the peace which they had decided might occur if some imaginary person became alarmed or distressed by his presence. Britain is rapidly becoming a fucking fascist state who’s no.1 enemy is the ever decreasing white section of the population. Fuck off.

Good. You won’t be missed.

The next witness for the prosecution is Mr Frank Kleftiko.

Shelagh Fogarty. One of the ugliest and most repulsive leftards ever imo.

‘Ejaculate! Ejaculate!’.

It has just recently been reported that Davros (the head Dalek) will no longer be portrayed as he has always previously been ie a hideous little creature on wheels. He will henceforth be an upright able bodied fictional villain incase the disabled community take offence and feel triggered. ’Yea I know. I want me things back’.

Out of likes (probably just as well as I wouldn’t want to be accused of having my head shoved up your arse as usual).

‘I was so drunk that I thought it was the ghost of Quentin Crisp, and it would go away if I just closed my eyes and put my foot down Your Honour. I’ll try my best to be much more careful in future when I’m driving home pissed out of my head’.

I hate speed. My new gnashers cost me far too much to risk grinding them all down to stumps overnight. Can I get fucked up on coke instead and join you guys?

Hope you cleaned up the mess before your mum saw it.

Of course Raas. I often drive my imaginary M4 home from the battle cruiser at 2AM at 155 MPH, after twenty pints and fifteen double JDs, wearing sunglasses and without switching the headlights on.while munching a bright orange carrot.

Taking care not to damage any of the German U boats which are being refuelled while their crews are ashore riding the arses off all the local women.

Translation…. ‘I’m a dribbling spastic and my mum pays for me to be picked up every morning by the big yellow bus. I sit next to Harvey and we lick the windows all the way to spacker school.’ Lol

Here’s what you could have won….‘Bully’s star prize’