King Billy
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Frank has a huge collection of miniature umbrellas, which he adds to every time he attends the STD clinic (AIDS, herpes and Monkey Pox department) and has one inserted up his shit covered, decomposing, bitemarked bell end.
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Liverpool.
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Archie on vacation in Vegas. Harry was upstairs in the hotel suite in his Nazi outfit, sniffing coke off Meghan and Oprah’s bent over arse-cheeks. Andrew was babysitting Lillibet at Epstein Island probably.
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The Fuhrer had all the penguins gassed before he relocated to the Antarctic in 1945, so it’s very unlikely that he’d still be living the quiet life and behaving himself if any were missed. He was never really renowned for his easy going nature before he retired after all.
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Says ‘fanny expert’ Frank who’s only ever once been in the same room as a woman’s fanny, and that was a long time ago in the maternity ward.
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I wouldn’t concern yourself with Pens well-being H. The subhuman old prehistoric freak has survived the ‘big bang’, several ice ages, multiple tsunamis, earthquakes etc. and is still standing proud in his granny boots, despite the current wave of transphobia which the MSM insist is ‘a thing’ (rather like him). They say that the only life form which will survive a nuclear war are cockroaches but the smart money is on Pen. -
Get back in Roys Morris Traveller and fuck off you Hayley Cropper cunt.
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Dave Allen (he of the missing finger) was a very clever and funny comedian. His father was born with all his fingers missing and went on to become a High Court judge called ‘Justice Thumbs’. Fuck off.
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What happened to his car? Is it for sale? Asking for a friend who has a thing about driving around in recently deceased peoples motors (while wearing their clothes usually). I think he’s probably just addicted to the smell of mothballs.
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He should have bought a saloon or a hatchback.
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Shame your mother (and the rest of the world) never got to experience such joy, you selfish, abominable old freak. It’s still not too late to make the rest of us happy though.
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Is that a threat? I’m not going to do it although it does sound like it might be fun.
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Was he a crash test dummy?
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Reported. You know I have no legs.
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Reported for homophobic hate speech and poor spelling too.
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Fuck off.
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Should have strangled it when she realised it couldn’t walk and saved them both the embarrassment later.
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🤔
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My imaginary M4 is in immaculate condition and therefore not in need of any unsolicited repair work from any of these armchair TV mechanic wankers. In fact it was just this afternoon that I drove to Harrods to pick up some caviar and back, never dropping below 150 MPH with a 1933 Old Penny stood upright on the rocker cover the entire way. Mike Brewer is a fat little cunt and probably takes it up the arse when the cameras stop rolling.
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🎶From the infinity pool to the sea🎶
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Don’t hurry back.
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Surely you can’t be serious Eric?
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What the fuck are you whinging about? You’re a fully Velcro’d up member of one of the protected categories, you hideous cross dressing, hormone blocking, cock swinging, five o clock shadow sprouting, hairy bollocks, XY till you die, Mrs Doubtfire fucking unnatural freak. Lololol. Fuck off.
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Reported for hate speech
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I’d let her come back if you swapped places with her. If there’s any cunt on the planet who’d look better in a fly infested shithole wearing a filthy niqab than her, then tell me who? Answer the fucking question you cunt.
