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King Billy

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  1. King Billy
    Feel free to relocate to Rwanda anytime you like.
  2. King Billy
    Get your cock out.
  3. King Billy
    He’s the cock that keeps on swinging.
  4. King Billy
    You might want to have a look in the fucking mirror and fully take in the breathtaking irony of this statement, you monumental fucking wanker.
  5. King Billy
    Arsenic.
  6. King Billy
    Reported.
  7. King Billy
    It’s what makes getting married worthwhile.
  8. King Billy
    If I wasn’t such a magnificent physical specimen I’d seriously consider reporting some cunt for what I’ve just read, so obviously for the aforesaid reason I won’t. But be warned that any dribbling cunt who thinks I’m giving them a free pass to call me a ‘nif-nof’ or anything similar, will be making a grave error and should expect a 6AM knock on the escape proof door of their cosy special needs establishment. Get fucked.
  9. King Billy
    I bet you have a poster of a Trans-Am on the wall above your single bed. Fuck off.
  10. King Billy
    …..It’ll be Donald Trumps fault.
  11. King Billy
    🎶Heaven’s up The Shankhill, kick a fenian in the balls🎶
  12. King Billy
    He’s more used to a crack heads cock in his mouth DC, the vile, despicable, little deviant, emaciated greaseball.
  13. King Billy
    Very unlike you Baws to spell Glasgow wrong.
  14. King Billy
    Reported.
  15. King Billy
    You don’t have to make up lies , such as ‘I really like you’ or pretend you’ve come when you’re having sex with yourself though. Swings and roundabouts.
  16. King Billy
    I’ve got 3 pallets of Woodbines stored in the bunker, and 20 thriving Virginia tobacco mother plants too, just in case they run low and I need to start growing my own roll up baccy. I wonder what the right honourable Rashid Sanuk would have to say about that? Phillip Morris was a cunt.
  17. King Billy
    Micky Mouse had an ELC watch.
  18. King Billy
    Blowing all your housing benefit on White Lightning at the weekend was never going to end well Drew, was it?
  19. King Billy
    ‘I have a special purpose’ Navin R Johnson….1979.
  20. King Billy
    At first glance it does appear eminently fuckable Stubbs. However decades of hard earned experience as an equal opportunities employer in the ‘rub and tug’ game has taught me that ginger trollops are amongst the lowest earners in the vagina rental industry. Very few men fantasise about a bossy, patronising, know all cuntess with a front arse like a rusty Brillo pad, a back arse like a helicopter landing pad and know how to punish an earhole in a way that makes Julia Hartley Brewer look like a fucking mute with a tampon stuck in her throat. In fact Eddie is the only bloke I know who’s into that weirdness.
  21. King Billy
    His mum told him it was ‘bouncy castle wallpaper’ when she had his bedroom done up with matching PVC bedsheets, as a surprise 45th birthday present. All of his friends would have been ‘well jel’ if he’d had any.
  22. King Billy
    Clearing out someone else’s attic through the hole in the roof she made ripping the lead off.
  23. King Billy
    Yeeeha! Release the hounds Eric.
  24. King Billy
    Righto.
  25. King Billy
    Proper Klingons (spelled with a K) would never be found stuck to any arsehole. The forward bow is where they hang out.
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