Khiwa

Tom Gayley.

Yes.

Reported for reporting me about shoe polish. (By the way, I have no idea how to report, and wouldn't be bothered to even if I did)

Reported for knowing what the fuck Rule 9 is.

Do they have cinemas in Brunei, and if so will they be stoning the screen if a gaylord actor appears? "Popcorn... fizzy drinks... rocks..."

Some policemen get overstretched on a regular basis.

Just watched 3 of these fucking psychotic bastards attack a pigeon, rip it's head off, then proceed to tear the rest of it to bits, and eat it. It was like watching an ISIS video, but more feathery. And they shit on my car on a regular basis. Cunts.

One dog, yes. Two, fair enough. But 6 makes you an animal rescue/fetish centre.

She definitely whistles.