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Khiwa

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  1. Khiwa

    Most common sex injuries

    Behave and put Babestation on before you commit a sex crime!
  2. Khiwa

    Most common sex injuries

    The gay panda's wife.
  3. Khiwa

    Most common sex injuries

    Have you been fucking a chopsy panda?
  4. Khiwa

    Channel 4's "100 Vaginas"

    I'm sure all the gypsy boys celebrate in the best way possible. Probably by setting fire to the nearest Lidl.
  5. Khiwa

    Channel 4's "100 Vaginas"

    Is that Pikey small, or is it far away?
  6. Khiwa

    Chris Eubank junior

    On the one hand, a cunt. On the other hand, didn't have much choice with daddy fucking twatcare as a role model. Your mental father was hard as nails, you're simply the averagest. Shame. Now put on your inherited bowler hat and monocle, and fuck off.
  7. Khiwa

    Channel 4's "100 Vaginas"

    Was it in an Irish accent, and are you Tyson Fury?
  8. Khiwa

    Channel 4's "100 Vaginas"

    Clearly a documentary by and for ladies with foofs. So of course that's fine. But if the camera was shaking on those close ups, and you could hear deep heavy breathing with the occasional whisper of "Ooo goo on treacle...", I'm not so sure C4's commissioning editors would have been so keen. Double standard same sex cunts.
  9. Khiwa

    Famous people with bits missing/added

    "What's it all about?" And not one of the murdering cunts ever told him.
  10. Khiwa

    Most common sex injuries

    According to Channel 4's "Naked Attraction", the top sex related injuries are pulled muscles and carpet burns. Anything else spring to mind?
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    Famous people with bits missing/added

    I think it said that in his autobiog "Behind the White ball". Saw him in an exhibition here years ago, and he signed the book. I say "signed". His name was perfectly flowing, but when I asked him to put "To (my name), and he added "best wishes", it was like watching a 3yr old with a crayon, or a brain injury victim trying to rehabilitate. Bless.
  12. Khiwa

    Channel 4's "100 Vaginas"

    Now they're doing close ups of clitori, and describing what orgasms feel like. Thought I'd accidentally subscribed to "Minge Monthly", but no... this really is Channel 4! Aah fuck, they're actually removing bloody tampons now and shouting about periods! The terrestrial tv watershed has most definitely changed in the past few years.
  13. Khiwa

    Famous people with bits missing/added

    I think his brother Terry nicked it.
  14. Khiwa

    Channel 4's "100 Vaginas"

    Just turned the telly on, to see a close up of a foof! Cunts.
  15. Khiwa

    Famous people with bits missing/added

    Someone said years ago on tv his name was Philip! Cunts! Glad it's Frank, as that was my late grandpappy's name. Hooray! Oh yes, Jimmy White also has a ball missing (true).
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