Khiwa

The second instalment of this Aldi dykefest is now showing, with "my wife Jack" singing her song and strumming away (on a guitar). All through the ad the other wife looks at Jack with hate burning in her eyes, and is clearly thinking "I gave up cock for THIS???"

What's a black name then, would they need to be called "Chicken George", "Winston" or something along those lines? Nobody's entirely black anyway, most darker people have got teeth, eyes, fingernails, palms of hands, soles of feet etc. If you cut someone, no whater what colour they are, we all bleed red. Peace man.😎

Fatima Whitbread world champion, Tessa Sanderson Olympic champion...

I don't like Stormy. Not because he's black, but because he's fucking shite. Or is that musicist?🤔 That'll probably be the next fucking ist! Cunts.

Yet another "professional gay" cashing in at every opportunity (like Welsh rugby cunt Gareth Thomas, and oriental pork sword swallower Mr Sulu). It's just the modern day equivalent of being a rent boy.

I wonder if any of the Christians complained?🤔

https://www.examinerlive.co.uk/news/west-yorkshire-news/im-heartbroken-losing-job-sharing-16474726

An Asda worker has lost his job for sharing an ‘anti-Islamic’ Billy Connolly video. In the offending clip, says the Mirror, Connolly takes aim at Christianity, Islam and calls suicide bombers ‘fucking idiots’. So great we live in this country of free speech!

Zoe Balls is like an excitable retarded puppy on speed. Whatever shite guest is on she finds them the most interesting/funny person on the planet, despite clearly not listening to a bastard word they say. But the most annoying thing is how she has to take an enormous deep breath after every fucking sentence. This is due to her spouting so much rapid, inane shit that her lungs are constantly on the verge of imploding. Worzel Gummage cunt.

Some could be genuine?🤔

Just saw this advert, yet another step towards woofta world domination. Why do real life lezzas never look like they do in the "special films"? Then again who'd want to watch Claire Balding/Toksvig lookalikes going at it.😨

Was your bike with or without the saddle, and did your journey include many cobbled streets?🤔