Major Cunt

You make several valid points in the above post that I'm in full agreement with. Obviously, this is going to land me in hot water with The Führer, but we're pals and that still means something to me, Jewdy. If you can't back a mate up in this fucked up world of tranny's, faggot's, and LGBT cunt's then we're truly approaching the end of day's. However, your disabled Clint Eastwood act is wearing incredibly fucking thin, so either go out in a blazing scooter over Tower Bridge or button it. Sadly Roops isn't going anywhere soon. We're stuck with her pedantic Google facts and inability to admit a mistake. You're flogging a dead 🏇 here. Shalom.

I'd wager heavily that Golda Meir was busy hunting The Red Prince when he last managed to attain anything resembling an erection.

No lateral movement then? A prognosis that will soon make him a fully patched member of Jewdy's 'Hells Disabled Angeles'. It's a good job that he lives in South London as all members have to live within a fully charged scooter ride from the Clubhouse.

No, Jewboy. The Bible promotes heterosexuality despite a decree encouraging/forcing the clergy to ignore scripture and conduct marriage ceremonies between battymen... Did you ever attend any of Barrymore's pool parties? I could picture you rolling up like a disabled Liberace and being greeted with the obligatory alright. Good times, eh. 😁

He certainly was. Tony Sirico was an associate to one of the five New York families before a prison sentence. It's hard to pick a favourite for me, but If forced to make a choice then I'd have to choose Ralph due to his ongoing beef with Paulie. He was one funny cunt!

"If beaks could kill" Tony Blundetto.

I'm gonna, don't you worry about that, Fatboy. I will be consulting @King Billy for more info on the cunt due to the Fuhrer's liability rules.

It's a bit stagnant at the moment, Jewdy. Any chance of you nominating Bill 'The Cocaine Cowboy' Clinton and his well documented trips on Epstein's Lolita Express. The man's a complete and utter cunt, well deserving of a nom. You Arab loving, patron of the Pink Oboe!

A bit like you knocking back anything that's on offer at Mr Malik's offie then, Judas. Along with your unhealthy interest in anything as bent as Graham Norton, binoculars, tantrums, and mobility scooter prices. I've also noticed that you've done a complete 180 on Israel and have started calling other punters Jews. The Corners Jeremy Clarkson. Known for talking a lot of bollocks and acting like a complete bellend!

I'd certainly tick Alex Scott's box with a money shot. I have a healthy interest in women's football now that it's no longer dominated by lezzers. You should check out some of the talent of the Nordic national sides. I'm tempted to take an FA coaching course...

I've already topped up the tan over the weekend, Doc, and am always careful in any weather over 25° after an off the chart exposure to UV rays whilst holidaying abroad once. I'd imagine our Jewish judicial member will be ditching the hasidic garb for his Rab C Nesbit wife-beater vest, and may even store the Special Brew in a cool-box. Dehydration is definitely going to be an issue for him and his piles won't thank him. If his antics at the lido make the Jewish Chronicle then I'll report back.

The carefully cultivated character of the GQ reading fashionista has been completely shattered by the above post. I'd wager heavily that the magazine features numerous adverts for body hair trimmers (we all know that you're follicley challenged on the bonce due to being either stupid or brave enough to put your face on camera) and no doubt features various articles on the prevention of razor cuts on the bollocks. Move with the fucking times and shave it down to a grade one. The Dutch skirt will appreciate it and so will your micro cock! I'm also not entirely convinced that it's turd encrusted around your arsehole.

It is ''worrying'', Jewdith. I bet your browsers search history is hotter than a midday in Damascus. I shudder to think how sticky the oversized buttons on your tablet are.

I was reading about the Irish boom of the early 2000's the other day, Panz. Apparently, if you purchased any Microsoft software during that time the translations of the manuel's were probably performed in the emerald isle. I thought about your grasp of English and decided it had to be bullshits. Are these behemoth company's actually paying any tax to the state? I'm gonna ask Gerry Hutch next time i see him.

Probably, Eric, probably. I hadn't bothered to read the thread, and presumed the two were engaged in an argument.

Are you talking about dildos here, Hammer? Why make a contribution when you can be a couple of extra lives with a rubber cock.

Are you talking about dildos here, Hammer? If we are then you're onto a winner. I've got a feeling she's gonna be all smiles next week!

The knock on effects have been huge, Doc. Earlier in the year i spent just under three weeks in hospital and am eternally grateful for both the NHS as an institution and the stirling work of the surgeons, consultants and nurses. During the stay i noticed a distinct lack of nurse's and consultant's hailing from the EU that i had previously observed as an outpatient. The european nurses have been replaced in bulk by nurses from the Indian subcontinent. They are more than proficient in the basic skills such as checking vitals and administering medications etc, but have incredibly poor English and i had five of them around my bedside being shown how to fit a specific dressing. My dentist who was of arabic descent has also fucked off due to Brexit, and i was told by the practise that they are struggling to find a replacement along with their dental nurses. Now that's just two knock on effects that i've noticed within six months. Brexit was really aimed and packaged at those who are pissed off at finding enclaves of various nationalities huddled together in their towns and cities, and rightly so. Those who either couldn't be bothered or were incapable of learning English, preferring to speak in their native tongues and the rise of even more ghettos. In my opinion this was the number one reason most working class people voted leave. Sold the bullshit by Farage and Co that immigrants would disappear overnight, wages would increase, homes would suddenly become cheap and bountiful. Nothing's changed yet, and i won't be holding my breath for any of the promised economic miracles. The EU was a bad idea from the start, and the original blueprint was formulated by the Nazis. The EEC was fine and how we ended up as the United States of Europe is beyond me. Just an observation.

It's not like the fat polar bear-esque cunt needs the paltry PM's wedge. I remember him being on Who Do You Think You Are or whatever the fuck that ancestral tracing programme is called and finding out that he's related to every single European royal family. It's ironic that ten year's later he seems to have done a complete 180 and is now more confused than the Judge when purchasing pants. I think everybody needs to question why multimillionaires become cabinet minister's given the amount of fucking grief that's packaged with the jobs. I'd love to find out how many of them are holding undeclared bank accounts in Jersey, The Isle of Man, and The Bahamas... A bunch of thieving cunt's that would certainly give Nick Leeson a run for his money!

Great work, Bill. I'm sure that both Lord P and the Judge will be sorely disappointed to find that you're actually referring to the large Hadron collider and not a couple of large hardon's colliding. One is obsessed with convincing us their an old dear and the others obsessed with receiving a length of afghan cock up the arse (must be something to do with the goatshagger's also being circumcised). I'm sure Einstein would have something to say about a bunch of the world's brightest and gifted scientists conducting universe ending experiments in the Swiss Alps. I've no idea who is funding these on paper it looks perfectly safe shenanigans, but i'd wager heavily that it's not any of the elite cunt's spending the week at Davos with Claus. It's ironic to think that European taxpayer's are footing the bill to be potentially wiped off the face of the earth in a nanosecond, and only about 0.5% have a fucking clue.

I think I'll pass, Drew. In my defence I've tried to settle the feud but its fallen on deaf ears. Can't you have a word with the miserable old cunt? It's probably better coming from a fellow paraplegic pisshead who sleeps on rubber mattress... Maybe it could be settled with a bout of wheelchair jousting, and that's not a euphemism for anything cock based either.

Fuck me. It's looking like Roops' psychological profile of you is spot on, Jewdith. I can feel the pent up rage wrapped up in your post. Did the polish carer forget to charge the scooter or are you smashed to pieces on cheap sider? Hypothetically, i'd have no problem in knocking the fat mong out. For one he looks like he's seeing everything in triplicate and i would definitely be first to the punch. Fortunately for both you and Harvey i'm not in the business of weighing in raspberries, but i might make an exception where you're concerned. It really is a pleasure to see that you're not rattled in the slightest. Fucking idiot! 😆

I reckon the old slag thought she was set for life after Dwight deposited a load up her beaver. Imagining a life of sitting on her once pert arse and doing fuck all except shopping courtesy of exorbitant child maintenance payments. No doubt thinking that the bun in the oven would be an academy player at a Premiership side. Like Jordan that dream went firmly tits up after a conversation with the delivering midwife. Fair play to Yorke though. The man firmly planted his seed in a prime Katie, but we can't overlook his total cuntishness in abandoning his child.

My old dear is a firm anti vaccination advocate, Bill. One of a few members of her generation to have taken the blue pill after i put her on to a documentary examining 9/11 in detail. She's had Covid and bounced back from the symptoms within a week. Like her son she can always see through the bullshit and questions the overnight shift from a lethal pandemic to Ukraine.

I had noted your overtures sent Jewdith's way. I would like to agree with the adage about it taking the bigger man etc, but it's illogical in this case because you're dealing with a belligerent cunt who weighs twenty plus stone. The old kike bastard is firmly set in his ways and seems to have the memory of a fucking elephant where grudges are concerned. If he paid this much attention to physiotherapy there would be a slim chance of a stroll to the off licence. Jacamo and binocular catalogues are the only things that could heal this rift!