Major Cunt

We've had this exchange before, you fucking buffoon. I would suggest jew brush up upon the tribes history over the last two centuries before commenting, instead of spending most day's smashed to pieces on cheap sherry. ''Gay Lords being slaughtered in a park'', eh? I would imagine you'd be watching your back if you could turn your head. I hope that scooters got wing mirrors. Thick cunt!

Never been to Israel, fatboy, but i have met plenty of israeli's. You'd probably be surprised to find out that plenty of them agree they should be given their land back in order to end the conflict. I'm sure this news has rocked your body to the waist as we all know what an ignorant cunt you are. Looks like the toys are close to going out the pram again, wanker!

Lmao. Could have being worse, Baws. I received a pm asking me to be someone's Sergeant Major. I've informed them that two Gestapo officers have reported back they'd arrive at there place before daylight! I'm in a benevolent mood.

Fuck this shit for now, Bill, i've just remembered something. If Ian Paisley was about now he would be preaching society's impending collapse and would be spot on. The overlords have had enough, well fuck em. Obviously i'll be alright as i'm apparently a big time Bob Dylan like yourself. During the opening Watergate statement's a few years ago you dropped a pun about wondering how someone got up the stairs in the first place. For some reason it's just popped into my head and i've just cracked up. Classic line.

I'm actually shocked by the revelation you shop at Sainsbury's, Jewdith. I always presumed that any self respecting member of the tribe would be parting with their shekels at Tesco, due to it being started by a Red sea Pedestrian named Tessa Cohen as a fucking side project, fair play. Do they have an undercover kike-card which you can receive via the confirmation of a circumcised hampton, and the points used to target Palestinian orphanages? Next time you're visiting the hospital just tap them up for some of those long socks used to prevent deep vein thrombosis. Surely as a wheelchair bound pillar of the community you'd be entitled to a jew pairs and you can dump the others. Obviously i will not be expecting any thanks for the readies saving tip. I hope you know that i'd rather have Jewish neighbour's over Palestinians , any day of the week, especially that bird off Countdown. Shalom, and fuck off!

Go ahead, Killer, make my day! It's an accusation normally only levelled by some fucking halfwit i'm running grammatical rings round or from Ed when he fancies a duel. Just like any other self respecting cunt on here it just raises a laugh. Given the nature of the site and it's assorted characters then no fucker should take offence. If you can't call a mate a nonce in jest then the world has truly fallen apart. Basically, permission granted.

Welcome to North Korea, US. Once upon a time the Corner was a bastion of free speech and many a vicious feud. Accusations of incest, savilery, and arse banditry were rife and brought many tears of laughter. It seems as though the pc brigade have finally succeeded in muzzling us. Welcome, and feel free to knock yourself up a nice mixer consisting of caustic soda and Toilet Duck!

Probably knocked him payment wise. Looks like he's still holding the resentment.

You absolute cunt! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

Was she in a relationship with the Joker and does she owns a Dachshund? If the answer is yes to either then I'll draw my own conclusions. You should get Big Kazza to open an account. Obviously, we'll push her to the edge of a nervous breakdown, but sometimes you gotta break a few eggs to make an omelette, Proff.

He must have been under the influence of a potent solvent prior to writing that. I've no beef with the Ape, but I'd wager that some plane-spotter somewhere will be knocking one out to that Mills and Boon-esque review.

Fuck me, Jacob. It's known as a typo and you remind me of an English teacher I once had. He was a total cunt and also ex old bill, along with being a hopeless pisshead. I'm beginning to think that you might have been him but he wasn't a raspberry. I outsmart you whenever we duel my Jewish chum.

I've been sparring with @Jake The Muss and he's a formidable opponent. Bring Fatty along and we can straighten it all out, Ed.

I'd arrange a straightner but you're a notorious bottler, and i don't fancy catching aids from a crackhead!

That's almost a mercury shattering temperature, but nowhere close to the Judge's. Rumour has it that he cooks a full english via the heat generated from a 386 pc, and being wheelchair height it's duel purpose. That's one raspberry not affected by the astronomical rise in gas, maybe it's a Red Sea Pedestrian thing.

You ever tried that Proper 12 whisky that McGregor owns and promotes at any available opportunity (when he's not chining pensioners) any good, Panz? I also hear that the Kinahan's run is coming to an end? Looks like old Gerry 'The Monk' Hutch wins via good fortune.

A fucking hypocrite would be a more fitting description. I reckon old @judgetwi is on the shekel for once in his tenure.

We're unlikely to ever cross paths due to you folding easier than a Margate deckchair, but here's a little food for thought! You've been warned, Ed.

Along with racists pretending to be black, dickhead!

No i fucking hated it, Ed. Depriving a man of his liberty is soul crushing, but it sounds like your kind of thing. Shower in your boxer shorts for a modicum of dignity. I'll put a word in with a few of the lads that you're worth a few quid.

Is that your thing, Fend's? I'd happily put up with a little sweat on the premise of slipping into a Nordic princess.

Whenever i reach the self service checkout at Tesco i'm basically presented with a demand to donate to the Ukraine Crisis. I bet this was fucking Zelensky's idea. Being a typical fucking three wheeler he's got the begging bowl out at any opportunity. Unless they're prepared to start sending Kalashnikov's in return then i'm out. I reckon Zelensky might go for it. I'll ask the Judge to facilitate this for a few shekels.

How's the guide dog working out, Pen? Technically i own a share of that Golden Retriever due to my charitable contributions. Choose your words carefully as just one word will trigger him to walk you into the path of a 7.5 tonne lorry... I'll be expecting a decent nom if he's taken over from you on here.

Completely unexpected. I was expecting a link for either a male sex-doll, 'Shopping for Dummies', or potentially a take that shit over to 'mumsnet' comment. Creative cunting!

Carl's definitely not the sharpest tool in box but he's got Drew bang to rights here. I know the man's perpetually pissed out of his head and is prone to proofreading despite his own grammatical fuck ups, but even below 60 iq's know fat cunts wear mainly black* Carlo strikes me as an inoffensive simpleton who is yet to entertain. He's got two things going for him which have prevented me serving him up - a 'Carlitos Way' avatar and not being Reptyle. The clocks ticking though due to his long term membership Imagine if Flabbot was caucasian, she'd look like a fucking albino Bison. I bet they've had to reinforce the oppositions bench.