Major Cunt

Better than a filthy rapist though. I'd have a pint with him any time. Scouse mug.

Was I really? If I care to remember it was more a discussion on the validity of Teddy Atlas. Teddy's a man of principle if you can be bothered to investigate. He also didn't miss out on the Tyson "gravy train" as he fucked off, and also carved out a nice niche for himself as a trainer, and now a pundit. I'm not denying Tyson was a great fighter, but he fought bums to pass through the rankings, and the times he came up against stiff competition he folded quicker than a Margate deckchair...

You're half right, Stubbs. Generally they prefer to lick the returned hamsters clean whilst furiously slapping the salami...

Teddy Atlas has every right to bare a grudge considering Tyson attempted to assault his teenage daughter. You know fuck all about fuck all. Continue defending a convicted rapist, fuckwit...

I think Teddy Atlas knows far more about what happened than a shell suit clad scouser, considering he was part of Cus's Catskills training camp. Defending a convicted rapist is sure to win you many fans here...

However, they are far more appreciated and amusing than your fantasist contributions...

Considering you rummage through Waitrose bins in a desperate attempt to be one of the middle class, you are in absolutely no position to be questioning a chap who shops in Tesco. I'd imagine the lockdown has played havoc with you and Diego's bumbanditry on the 3rd hole...

Couldn't agree more. 'Bucket O' Flids' was his finest work, but that was a long time ago. I suspect that his alter ego Mrs Roops is taking his eye off the ball. He hasn't contributed a valid opinion on any thread during my tenure. Frank's a sad parody of the cunt he used to be. Luring Judge to a fake restaurant with the promise of a slap up meal and theatre tickets was certainly epic. The empty promises of duets with ethnic cabbies is also wearing thin. Only a quality video can save him now, and reestablish his place as a Corner legend.

You're on thin fucking ice, cunt, and when it breaks I shall be underneath it. You've already pissed the Corners titans my pedigree chum. Tyson's career was carefully managed by Cus, listen to Teddy Atlas for the lowdown. He was a beast in his day, I'll give you that...

James 'Buster' Douglas. Fuck off!

25 sheets compo, Prof? Now that's taking the fucking piss, literally. Regarding this breaking news I'll never be using Ocado. At least at your local Tesco you can avoid a bag of excrement. I reckon she's entitled to a couple of grand.

That's a fantastic podcast, Hokey. I watched it all a few months back, and have to agree that Tyson's professional career was carefully stage managed by Cus D'amato. When he came up against decent opposition he came unstuck. Tommy Hearnes was a machine who fought his way through the ranks, definitely one of my favourite boxers...

That's normally what it comes down, PanzBaby. The spoils of war. I've heard that both the republicans and the loyalists became organised crime groups knocking out the naughty gear. On top of that you've got a shitload of Gaddafi supplied AK's and assorted pistols. It all makes for the perfect storm. Throw in a country financially on its arse, and my professional opinion is you're royally fucked...

Good man. I'll grab my passport too, phone Johnny Adaire, and we can kneecap Panz. Job done!

Couldn't agree more, Trucking. Haven't you heard of the Bournemouth Bloods, or the Weston Super Mare Rolling Gangsters? Both are a force to be reckoned with on the coast, and have pulled off several drive by shootings in pimped out 8 year old Fiesta's. The government has pushed through injunctions on many of the big city drill acts inciting acts of violence in their music. Therefore depriving them of a large chunk of readies. Some of these fucking idiots were still selling crack despite making a fortune in music. It's all imported from the States just like most subversive shite.

Barry McGuigan is definitely a contender. Unlike @PANZER MURPHY he didn't give a fuck about sectarianism, and had to move due to death threats from the republicans. I'll never forget PaddySack defending Jerry fucking Adams in a thread when I joined. @King Billy 🎵No surrender, no surrender, no surrender to the IRA🎵

Hang about. You were defending paedophilia last month better than Sidney Cookes barrister. You depraved chutney bandit!

I think even Neil would struggle to find targets amongst the chromosome deprived monstrosities down here, Stubbs. Even after ram raiding Lloyd's in his Rascal for a year's supply of Viagra, and Temazepam to assist in his crime, he'd struggle to get it up. As you stated earlier 'CC' has decent firm of genetic specimens to repopulate the godforsaken West County. I dunno what Hitler would have thought of the place if operation Sea Lion was successful.

Drew's shitting himself about the price of meths post January, and the six round a park bench rule isn't helping his habit either. He recently pm'd me regarding the recipes for hooch (prison alcohol), and is even considering making his own distillery.

If he was a roman gladiator, his moniker would no doubt be Skagus Headus...

I'll take it you've got the same wigga problem up in the fens? As you well know I've done a bit of porridge, and seen people seriously maimed. These wannabe cunts would drop the act lively in any category b establishment. The blacks would be laughing their cornrolls off at the sight...

Thomas 'The Hitman' Hearnes v Marvin Hagler, was an epic bout.

I'd would have thought he'd have been in the market for temporary accommodation. It's a shame the cunt didn't end up like Michael Watson who was a far talented boxer...

I might, or I might nom you in the Open Corner. You daft didicoy!

I dunno what fucking drugs you're on, but do pm me, and let me know.