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Major Cunt

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  1. This is the first time you've induced a potential coffee spray moment, Drew, bar the circuit board soldering revelation. Despite plagiarising 'Taken' (which i should have twigged straight away) i've still awarded a like. More of this shit, you pissed before noon, bungalow dwelling cunt!
  2. Have you seen some of the birds in the Dutch and Swedish international teams, Fend's. I wouldn't mind joining them for a post match bath. They don't all drink from the bearded cup...
  3. Fuck me, those thighs could part the Red Sea. It's a shame the Judge is as bent as a nine shekel note, she'd be right up his street or back passage with a strapon.
  4. A fackin Toby Jug. Can't argue with that assessment, all you have to do is review his contributions. Drew's a cunt of the highest order, but at least he knows it.
  5. I fucked up there, Doc. I was under the impression they only joined recently and in true Corner fashion failed to fact check. 1952? I'm guessing it was strategic, and in aid of stopping the spread of the communism. Definitely a historical fuck up though.
  6. Indeed. People said Hitler was unhinged and just used the Jews as a convenient scapegoat. There's no dispute that he lost the fucking plot in his latter years and was on more fucking drugs than Keith Richard's, but he was banging on about a global Jewish conspiracy seventy odd years ago. The sad part about the holocaust was that he only ended killing the poor three wheeler's and not those whom he claimed were dictating world events with their fortunes. Anybody in the latter category fled the Reich fucking years before after seeing the writing on the wall. Fast forward to today and you could call the man a prophet. All the sector's that you mentioned are the most vital cogs of modern society and are kike dominated. If you control the media then obviously you direct the narrative. How many news outlets carry stories about key iranian physicists being assassinated, or an apartment block in Palestine blown sky-fucking-high due to a PLO operative popping in for a cuppa and there's numerous other examples. They even sat on the fence when it came down to helping out Zelensky, a fellow tribesmen. Which is staggering considering the Cossacks treatment of their people. I'm guessing that they've probably got some deal going with Vlad or were possibly just being stereotypicaly tight cunts when it came to a shekel... One thing's for sure though, if America ever does loose it's top dog status then they're royally fucked!
  7. I know a few lads from Wall, and i'll ask about regarding Ginger Bob. Lets hope you're right mate, coz if not i'll be passing on Fender's details. I'm sure he'll be keen to help locate you...
  8. Ed, you wouldn't last a day behind the door and you fucking know it. I don't give a flying fuck if some Millwall lunatic is a nonce, but i certainly wouldn't be asking him to babysit. I'd suggest you ask him yourself due to being such good pals, or were you his co-defendant?
  9. I've no real hatred of our learned alcoholic friend, in fact i often find his posts amusing. We've just got a game of chess in play and i often put him in check but occasionally he turns me over - not in the biblical sense, obviously. It's the internet for fucks sake and and a fact i presume he's aware of. You've got your hands full with Mrs R and are endeavouring to prevail where many have fallen. I wish you good fortune in the ongoing war and hope you can pull of a pincer movement! No surrender!
  10. That's fucking heresy man and don't bring it up again. Reminisce about the B Mob day's and change your mind. I'm sure you can find a gollywog badge on Ebay. Times have changed and Millwall have many a black boatrace at the Den! You need a time machine to go back and visit the early 80's mate or possibly emigrate to fucking China.
  11. It's not a bad mantra mate. I've seen some of the nicest bloke's turn into complete Barry Mcguigian's when provoked enough. It's always entertaining to watch.
  12. No, Eric. I play for Charlton not Palace, you cheeky cunt!
  13. I banged the ginger one in their heyday. It's a night i'll always remember due to her skills with the pink oboe and riding me like Lester Piggot on a favourite at the Grand National! Can't remember her fucking name though.
  14. You've put a target on your back, Bill, by mentioning bent, Jewish, disabled ex cozzers. I don't know if you're aware of this but we happen to have a punter who ticks all these boxes. He's a formidable foe on these pages (obviously not in person, he's a raspberry). I suspect that the man's part of a Mossad sleeper cell, i mean who's likely to suspect a cluster of four wheelies? You might have to call in a few favours from Johnny Adaire and Mickey Stone and co... Being a mate i just thought i'd give you the heads up, be on your guard!
  15. The gentlemen thug returns!
  16. I hear ya, Eric. If this cunts keeps bumping his gums and giving it the Barry Mcguigian then you should open him up like a fucking village Fete, double lively!
  17. I stand corrected, DC. Thanks for pointing out my tardiness and i'll award a like once replenished.
  18. When i heard that the Captain Kirks* were going to be permitted Nato membership i was more than slightly concerned. It's not only a muslin nation but also a country that's had it's fair share of coups, one was only thwarted a few years ago. The head of that particular coup was the former general in charge of their special forces who has turned perpetually facing Mecca. He now runs a mercenary outfit that fights exclusively for fellow goatshagger nations. Now we are giving them all the latest toys which they are no doubt busy reverse engineering. So if there's a successfull coup by the Mullah's then their armed to the fucking teeth and will probably end up having the jihadists trained by special forces. The only upside to this would be Jewdith's brethren shitting bricks. Only half the country is in Europe for fucks sake. Personally, i would have been happier if Libya under the stewardship of Colonel Gaddafi had been offered membership, he made extremists disappear without a trace along with Saddam. *Turks
  19. Continuing surveillance of the areas swimming pools despite being reprimanded on several previous occasions, and cruising known homo spots in his patrol car...
  20. Not my kinda gig, Prof. It had to involve the lure of a big payday once upon a time and being young and reckless. At the time i personally didn't see it as a big deal but a judge thought differently. How peachy is Kazza's arse and is she a size 12 or slimmer?
  21. You should pop in more often, Nocti. For some reason i picture you sounding like Gene Hunt from 'Ashes To Ashes'.
  22. Readers Wives too. This new generation have no idea about the lengths we had to go to for porn pre internet.
  23. I was just thinking that, Ed. Obviously i won't be reporting you as it ain't my style, but for your sake i'd alter that post before the missis locks you up!
  24. You folded like napkin when Fender stuck it on you. 🤣🤣🤣
  25. Fuck off, you spearchucker, and get me a few spark plugs whilst you're at it! Cunt!
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