Major Cunt

Were the kids using Leslie's lips as a lilo? The trout faced old slag used to be a bit of a sort.

I'm sure you're quite used to wearing a mac, especially in public parks and toilets!

Walked straight into the baited trap. You really are a fragile fucking idiot, and a bullshit merchant to boot. Marvelous!

Nothing wrong with a "command line interface", but I'd imagine you have no idea how to use one, except for the 'dir' command. The new sites actually grown on me due to the amount of time I spend in Visual Studio. Perhaps you'd like to debate the merits of different frameworks, or the Java virtual machine? As I've said before, "last word merchant" .

I've noticed you backtracking quite heavily JSP, after @Eric Cuntman offered you a free face-lift. Proclaiming to be 70, and living on the other side of the world. I bet you have to get up five times a night for a piss, and probably more given the last 72 hours?

Generally the idea of an upgrade is to improve, and make a site more user friendly. The edition of a three dot ellipses without a label is hardly top notch development. I don't design websites, as there is no real money in it anymore.

Ed, the legal age for sexual consent is 18 in most states. So a teenage schoolgirl is legally off limits. I like you, despite your skin colour, but don't go half defending nonces. I'll take this with a pinch of salt, as a provocative nom. Then I rembered your lot ain't too fussed about numbers.

The removal of the edit function is also total bollocks. Why remove it? From mine and probably everybody else's standpoint, it makes no logical sense at all!

Hardware is not really my area of expertise Eric. Unlike Roops, I'm humble enough to readily admit when I don't know something. You're definitely on the right track regarding the elements you mentioned. I have no idea whether they're are present in the new SSD drives though. Google it, or ask a certain mod. I'm sure they will know the answer mate.

You've had a result with that laptop, Drew. SSD's are the dogs bollocks compared to mechanical disks, I bet it boots about 5 times faster? I stick with a tower at home. On the subject of Microsoft, I've just downloaded a certain product, and saved myself about £300. It's the way things are going re sealed units. They want you to buy a new one produced in a Chinese sweatshop, and be complicent in environmental pollution by force. Its good to see people fixing up perfectly fine machines for charity, and underprivileged kids. It seems people are finally starting to wake up.

Nice one, Arthur. I couldn't quite remember the exact connection, but you've just jogged my memory.

I agree, Gyps. His hands are far too big.

I think poor old Barry George still hasn't received his compensation. I think the establishment still want to cast doubt, despite the evidence... Even the screws at Bellmarsh thought he couldn't have been the killer. The poor cunts got an IQ of about 70.

Really, Doc? I would have thought an educated man would see the bigger picture.

Pot, kettle, black. Major volleys the ball into the open goal. Andy Grey's out of his seat...

Know what I mean Harry, hahaha.

Childline was allegedly setup to filter the calls from kids who'd been abused by the VIP nonce rings. The kids who were being abused by a run of the mill nonce were passed onto to the police, and action taken. That's how well organised it was, and how it ran like a well oiled machine. Jill Dando the face of Crimewatch was about to blow the lid on the whole thing. However, before she got the chance she was executed. Apparently by an incensed Serbian hitman, talk about total bollocks! Any professional criminal knows executing journalists is a major no, no, bar the Italian mob. Another strange coincidence is that the assassin managed to evade all cctv in West London, and then Barry George was fitted up. This was an establishment job, and strangely enough Cliff Richard was the last person she spoke to. Jill was becoming a problem that wouldn't go away. Barbara Castle had a dossier on a parliament nonce ring in the 70's, and passed it onto a local journalist. He was visited by Special Branch and told he'd spend a decade in jail. He was also slapped with a D Notice which means national security. Import a few kilos of weed and you get 5 years, but destroy a humans life and receive two years. There is something inherently wrong in our system of governance and courts!

I meant fucking beechwood. Bring back the edit function for fucks sake.

Over damp bracken I suggest. Like the leader of the Knights Templer in France.

Did you know about the connection Savile had with Sutcliffe? Apparently they were buddies long before his incarnation at Broadmoor. Ronnie Kray despite being a borderline nonce himself, was responsible for turning him into a cyclops. He should have paid some cunt to do Savile too. I can't remember the exact details bar the Leeds connection, but I'll look into it when I get the time.

We all know Bill Gates is an ultra cunt with his plans to poison, and track the world. However, he should get his fucking ducks in a row first. He bought MS DOS from a small software company, and the stars aligned when IBM chose it to be its operating system in the 80's. Now this made old Bill fabulously rich, and I'll give him his dues for having a vision. Now when Windows was merely a platform that sat on top of his acquired operating system, things didn't fuck up all that often. Each iteration took more under the bonnet control away from the user, under guise of user friendliness, but were now at a point of heading into Apple territory. I don't buy Apple products for the simple fact that I like to be able to replace my own components. It's also the hipsters number one brand. I'd imagine a cunt like Frank owns the Iphone, Macbook, Ipad and probably the watch. Steve Jobs took you for a cunt, and you bought it. This man's a fucking dangerous nutcase with an even more dangerous agenda. The sad thing is, he has both the money and clout to pull it off!

To quote the good Rev "I'd happily batter her dung hatch", but she looks like she'd thoroughly enjoy it.

This sums up my thoughts on the nom. @Frank Cut a few shapes, you know you wanna!

Never mind that shit Ratty, if your pardon the pun. Get on the blower to Jewdz mate, I'm missing the miserable old cunt!

I'd give her the smashing of her life. I'm sure she'd appreciate a young buck who's granite hard, as her old man's a fucking pussy. He got battered by Ricky Gervais for fucks sake, in a charity boxing bout.