Major Cunt

It's not a bad watch but wimins football has come along way in the looks department. Check most of Dutch and Swedes teams. Highly fuckable non rug munchers.

Yeah, if memory serves correct it's why they've only got a population of 30 million. Mind you I'm sure the EU will find some savages to resettle your old spud towns, and kick your rear saloon doors in

I'll happily kick you in the bollocks, but I can't lie to my mates. I'm not like those cunts me old china, I'll always tell you the truth. We're fucked.

Now, now Panz. We don't need the BBC's Dublin correspondent stating the fucking obvious. I'm surprised Jewdz hasn't had a coronary what with all the delay. I've a feeling it won't change much in our lives whatever happens.

As you might have realised the Judge voted these cunts in and is the poster boy for brexit. They're now fucking it up worse than old uncle Jezza. Silly old line towing cunt.

I anticipated this question Jewdith, and was going to leave a Judgetwat clause. So here it goes. Fuck off. If you're looking to become a prison reformer, read a fucking book.

How the fuck am I meant to know? Haven't got time to read the whole thread Gypers, I'm flat out. Was it a case of repeat bollocks?

There's an episode where Fletch has to bend him up when he gets too lairy. He says something along the line of "you're bound to have a chip on your shoulder son, ain't you" You can't fucking say that now mate.

He was part of the Black Watch thoigh.

Yeah, they must have em. Have you never watched 'Porridge'.

Stubbs, I reckon you should pen another scientific paper on the social economical contributions of certain efnicks. Don't hold back though you've pretty much just wrote a conclusion already.

I dunno, but I've heard her scream the lord's name a few times. The last time Frank managed to do that flares were all the rage.

Vegetable whisperer. That's class Killer, and is definitely being borrowed at some point.

@Blunt Cunt I've warned you once before wanker. Don't go starting on my mate judge he's not very well. Have some compassion.

No idea, Jewdz. Why? Are you looking to pen the lovely Deborah a love letter? With the opportunity for a British passport and a carers allowance, not to mention your tower block penthouse. I'm sure you'll seem quite the catch mate...

Yawn. Do you even know who Fabio Ochoa is? You're a one trick fucking pony Frank who's on his way out. You don't even receive likes anymore, bar Pen, lol. You're also incredibly fucking dense. Is there some learning difficulty we should all know about? You come unstuck every time we do battle, and come off looking like even more of a cunt than the feeble remark that caused it. Stick to bullshiting about your yacht and other such bollocks. Total idiot

Am I right in assuming that you are one of those on total lockdown and have nothing else to do other than to trawl the internet for this sort of shit .. couldn't you just go outside for an hour or two and get infected by Covid19. Pen, have you ever considered following your own advice? You should as the above post is the most sense you've ever posted. Unfortunately the irony of your best contribution is lost on you. Priceless.

You've appointed yourself as the Cartels Fabio Ochoa. I never got the email.

Not really mate. She just helps launder the proceeds through her contacts in high finance. I've said to much already....

Welcome to the Corner, Trucking. You've been one of the only current crop of newbies to make me laugh. Keep doing what you're doing, and cause a few spackers a meltdown, and there maybe an invite to join the Cartel. Jewdy will no doubt accuse me of licking your arse, but he's a strange man obsessed with that act. I'd imagine it's probably got something to do with his wheelchair in that area.

Don't forget trainers and tracksuits, Eric. Dalston's High Road is gonna look like a fucking Jimmy Savile convention next week. The only difference being Cuban cigars replaced with skunk joints.

I'll take from this post the following points. I detect a frustrated working mans club comedian, who received on average 10 empty Toby Jugs aimed at your head as an applause in 76. Finds a perfect ruse to insert a quite disturbing story. It follows a Crimewatch like reconstruction which is clearly arousing you. I'd wager you clearly model yourself too much on Dennis Neilson, and present a clear danger to rent-boys. Add the obligatory mediocre micro penis jibe, and it's a full house. Listen you came here giving it Charlie Big Spuds, and we cunted you off. It's now a case of whether you're gonna be like a 1000 other cunts who fold and fuck off, or grow a fucking pair and man up. Dickhead.

When either myself or @judgetwi finally get our hands on you will find out! I don't fancy your chances though, we're South Londoners not wankers from Barnet.

Along with the Gypsy, if I was forced to make a bet....

It is a bit, yes. However there's no need for a trip to Switzerland anymore. You can buy the gear they use off the web and go diy. Especially when your on a budget like Francois. I was reading an article on it earlier. Shame really, being such a beautiful country. I certainly feel cutting out the middleman is a fools errand in this instance.