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  1. Roger cuntwing

    Facebook

    I fucking hate Facebook cunts who show off !! Advertising their sad cunting life. When half the time it is a damn lie. Especially when you make out you are this wonderful cunt with a wonderful cunting family and friends. When in real life you don't have nothing to do with half the cunts in your life.!!
  2. Lady Penelope

    Let us spray

    So it looks like the three individuals killed on the railway in London at Loughborough Junction were graffiti "artists" as spray cans and new graffiti was found nearby. If so it serves the dopey cunts right. Perhaps a good subject for Banksy would be to show the dismembered bodies of these daft cunts.
  3. judgetwi

    Stephen Kinnock MP

    Normally I wouldn’t blame a bloke for the sins of his father, especially when he has inherited his bald bonce and ugly face, but I make an exception for this cunt. Stephen was first elected as recently as 2015 (safe seat Aberavon) after spending his early career pushing pens and shuffling paper in the EU bureaucracy ( I wonder where he got that idea?) He also took the opportunity to marry the future PM of Denmark, a thieving slag who managed to get him off tax dodging charges in her native country. Obviously, after following his parents’ advice (they each received 130 grand payoff and 67 grand pa pension for their in valuable “work” for the EU) he decided to exploit the taxpayer at source. A solid gold Blairite and Remoaner this cunt is tipped for the top in Labour politics, just like his traitorous turncoat parents. I stand to be corrected but is there a country . as small as Wales, that has produced such a family of obnoxious, self serving fucking money grabbers as this bunch of cunts?
  4. Are you expecting someone with a bigger social conscience, or some extra-keen refuse collector to untie the knot, and take the shit away to somewhere where it is wanted? Kick it into the hedge if you can't be bothered you twat, at least the flies can get to it that way.
  5. Stubby Pecker

    Chemical outrage towards WWIII

    So much for the international outrage of "only" 50 killed in the latest awful use of chemical weapons by those Russian backed Syrian cunts. It's ok to turn a blind eye to the approx 500,000 killed by conventional weapons, hypocritical yank arseholes. Thanks to Obama saying this would be line in the sand and doing fuck all, the Russians can now do what the fuck they like. Don't worry though, the Donald is going to tell them.
  6. EreptileDysfunction

    This american video on youtube

    Pure fantasy by a load of moronic cunts who've been watching too much hollywood propaganda and think they're invincible.
  7. Social media and forums are full of the cunts, say something they disagree with and you are a "Daily Mail reader" implying you are a middle class arsehat who believes everything written in what they class as a right wing rag, this kind if uninformed fuckwittery is what the left resort to when they haven't got a valid argument in response to what you have opined.
  8. Lord McCunty

    This thick pair of cunts

    https://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/midlands-news/facebook-holiday-food-poisoning-photos-14267295?service=responsive I seriously hope they get the fucking book thrown at them. Would have some degree of respect for them if they had the intelligence to actually pull this off, but the thick Brummie twats broke rule number one of committing fraud: Don't fucking publicly post evidence to the contrary on PUBLIC social media sites. And the bloke should get an extra two years for going into a restaurant without a top on. Such a fundamental level of utter stupidity. Do they even know how to wipe their fucking arses?
  9. Roger cuntwing

    Grandparents on board car stickers

    Not only have you now got baby on board or child on board. But you now see grandparents on board or proud grandparents on board!! these fucking bores!! Bore you in everyday life about their fucking grandchildren!! Expect you to be all doughy eyed!! NOT FUCKING iNTERESTED!! They will only put you in a home when you are old!! Or are after your money when you snuff it!! So stop showing off with your fucking car stickers!!
  10. Stubby Pecker

    The Royal Family

    Fuck this pack of inbred, blood sucking, blood thirsty chinless wonders and all their hangers on. At this time of year especially every other news article is about their remarkable year and all the great things they've done to help some poor cunts in bongo bongo land or playing ping pong with some multi coloured druggies in Brixton. Prince Harry is a prime example; 10 years in the pongos- whoopie shit. Other cunts who took the queens shilling don't fuck off hunting every other week- not exactly a good example to set young people or third world whallas as a global head of conservation- "I say, you sooty skinned chaps, don't be such cunts and stop killing the animals we civilised types like. Now where's my rifle?" As for prince Andrew the dirty cunt... German tourists fuck off.
  11. Guest

    Cunts who let off fireworks

    I'm sitting here trying to take a nice peaceful shit, but a bunch of cunts can't get over their obsession with loud noises and sparkly lights - thick autistic cunts. Think I'll move to Syria so I don't have to put up with this fucking racket. It's probably fairly quiet now half the population is either dead or residing in a 3 bedroom detached in Hammersmith.
  12. Snowy

    Starstruck wankers

    So as your lowly binman I cant afford the finest villas in Ibiza, so I opted for a holiday camp to keep the fruit of my loins happy till the little shits go back to school. Mrs Snowy insists we have to do the nights entertainment where the finest acts in the U.K. will perform for the slightly pissed and chavvy cunts that await them. So Im treated to said cunts on my first night, its an Xfactor reject group, all as expected but it was the reaction of the chavvy cunts on the site that took me a back. Hordes of these jelly looking cunts with their wanker kids stood at the front like they were at a Elvis concert, screaming there head's off and filming them on their phones, I have never hoped that someone would throw a grenade into a group of people so much or a subway sandwich to see the aftermath. Simon Cowel is a fucking cunt.
  13. Ollyboro

    Herman And Candelaria Zapp

    This pair of cunts are from Argentina - not a great start when it comes to avoiding the cunt brush. Clearly Herman's predecessors were migrants to Argentina and fans of racial purity. Anyhow, they've spent the last 20 years traveling the World in a 90 year old car. As Caratacus Von Potts and his hairy armpitted, mental fucking wife have been traveling the globe, they've been knocking out kids. The last one was born in Australia and is called..............(seriously, sit down)...….. Wallaby. Wallaby Zapp. That's Wallaby Zapp. Apparently this corn beef snorting pair of wankers have rolled up in the North East, so hopefully some toe rag will steal their jalopy and set fire to it. With them still in it.
  14. Guest

    Public Libraries

    So now libraries have gone the same way as the Tesco fucking Express self-service check-outs. Cunts. It aint my job to book in/out library books in their shitty fucking machines whilst trying to eye up the 23 year old library assistant and scratch my arse at the same time. Library assistants stamp books in and out - they've done it for years, it's not rocket science and it's not my fucking job. Get your fingers out of your arse and politely serve me like you're supposed to, you lazy bastards. The fuckers will have us re-stacking the shelves next.
  15. southerncunt

    Anti Vaxxer cunts

    Having an outbreak of Measles here at the moment because inner city fucking idiots done vaccinate their kids. Fucking polio courting new age probably fucking hipster idiots. Fuck off back to the 1920's you ill informed cunts, and stop putting the rest of us at risk.
  16. If you're old, infirm or fucked up in a way that impedes your ability to ride a bike properly then these things are a great idea. If you're not then you're fucking lazy and a proper cunt. Fat useless tubs of lard can now splash out several grand on the latest carbon road machines or full on downhill mountain bikes so they can wobble around the countryside in their super stretched Lycra. I wish they'd all go back to playing golf.
  17. cooze

    Aussie vegetarian cunts

    So, this numb Aussie cunt, Rish Raniga, went into a McDonalds in Sydney and ordered a veggie burger. He was miffed to find it only contained a slice of cheese and a gherkin. WTF did he expect? If you go into McDonalds, you get animal entrails served in shite, they're world renowned for it, they've been making a profit at it for years. If you want 'Veggie', go to a fuckin' supermarket and buy a carrot, don't just shove it up your arse, and don't expect an organisation responsible for the slaughter of tens of millions of wildlife to accommodate your girly, culinary, peccadillos. Jeffrey Dahmer was a cunt.
  18. Stubby Pecker

    Pigeon fanciers

    Hobby of predominantly northern cunts who take great delight in spending time on their roofs in a cage full of bird shit, probably naked with a semi. The navigational skills of birds is an amazing thing. Why not appreciate this by reading a book on wild birds and marvelling at some of the epics of migration or, heaven forbid, going into the countryside an observing this first hand. Some of these cunts have also been caught killing and poisoning sparrow hawks and peregrines that dare to think about killing their inbreed sky rats.
  19. Bubba C

    Multi quote cunts

    Being a relative newcomer to the site, I don't want to offend anybody too much - however there's one thing that makes my shit itch more than anything, even more than the French, and that's the multi-quote cunt. Where do these silly twats come from? It's like they are doing their utmost to drag this site down with a sensory overload of repetitively mindless bilge. Nothing original I'm hasten to add, just taking other cunts comments and becoming a fucking humour vacuum by adding them all together with pointless little addendums and boring the life force out of people. If this nom pertains to you, please feel free to end it all, so that those with an IQ above that of a broken trowel can get on with our day. Thank you kindly
  20. Guest

    Mr

    John Higgins, Nichola Sturgeon, Wayne Rooney
  21. So I posted a comment on a Guardian music blog, and almost immediately it gets pulled. Why? Because I used the word 'cunt' in reference to egotistical pop star Robbie Williams. I mean, what other word would have been appropriate to describe that talentless, fat cunt from the ice-cream munching boy band Take That? And while I'm at it, WTF happened to free speech, the Guardian, fine upholders of civil liberties and people's rights to express themselves as they see fit, unless it goes against their leftie, politically correct doctrine. Also, WTF is some cunt doing moderating a blog on New Years Day, has the sad Billy no mates cunt got nothing better to do?
  22. Drew P Pissflaps

    idiot cunts in the news

    it never ceases to amaze me the type of fuckwits that want their 'news' story in the papers which ultimately demonstrates how much of a fucking moron they are. The latest example being a Norwich couple who forgot to pack the wheelchair in the car but upon returning to collect it 'the following day' found it completely destroyed. FFS you stupid fucking cunts, your fucking stupidity doesn't need publicising.
  23. Panzerknacker

    Squirrel cunts

    Sittin outside having my morning coffee and ciggy looking at the grey squirrels plundering the bird feeder. .seems they are an invasive species not native to these islands dirty little theiving reffo cunts. ..comin over here taking all the birds and the seeds. ..I'd take up arms agin them only I'm a terrible shot and abhore bloodshed. .that only leaves strangulation and as I'm on disability I cant sneak up on them like one of. ..them Panzerknacker
  24. Panzerknacker

    Cunts that overtighten things

    Have a small business moonlighting as a personal trainer so I bought a small van to transport my equipment anyhoo i decided to service it and found every bolt and nut was either rung or tightened with a power bar or something . even my formidable guns couldn't get a turn on them...most annoying Panzerknacker
  25. Tata Steely Dan

    Edinburgh Cunting Festival

    Imagine that for absolutely no reason everybody decides that for one month of the year they will kick your front door down and ransack your house for a month. Do a little digging and it turns out that your house has, arbitrarily, been the 'festival' house since the early 1950s, though you cannot think of a good reason why. You wake up one morning and there is an angry Japanese woman in your kitchen shouting "WHICH WAY CASTLE?" as you try and make your breakfast. You cannot get dressed without some failed stage-school Daddy's Money cunt trying to hand you a flyer. You go into the bathroom and there is a loud English twat in there bellowing about his one-man re-imagining of The Taming of the Shrew, as seen through the eyes of legendary castrated code-breaker Alan Turin, himself re-cast as a transgender man in a North Korean concentration camp. Naturally his play is being performed in your shower, that you have to share with an unwashed Spanish tourist with a raging head cold because he is the only other sap that got coaxed into attending this bollocks. Your house quickly fills up with dreadful people who eat all your food, stub dreadful cigarettes out on all the furniture, clog the toilet with their dreadful meaty English shits and break all the crockery with their dreadful English clumsiness. A hoard of passive-aggressive, ignorant fucks that don't know how to read a map or figure out how any of the public transport works, and who think that bus drivers double up as tourist information officers. When these cunts finally leave they ram a wad of greasy tenners into your front pocket with a final bellow of 'same time next year old chap?'. As you mull this over you quickly realise that the wad of tenners won't cover the cost of the cleanup, and that most of the money went to some other cunts anyway who won't offer any help. The Edinburgh festival is shite. Don't bother coming here, just take it from me. The Fringe is worse. Every cunt who did drama at school, and who is now resigned to an utterly pointless middle-management office job, seems to take this month as the time to cut loose and imagine that they are some luvvie cunt. For 11 months of the year you adhere to the strict office dress-code, but this is the one change you get to dig out the pastel-shade sweaters, chinos and loafers. Time to imagine that they are still a thespian or tortured artist at heart, even if they work in accounts. At one point back in the wilds of the [80s it was possible to see a rising comedian in the Fringe, playing a grubby church hall somewhere for 50p a ticket. Now the Fringe is exclusively the preserve of £10 tickets to see any cunt even half decent, in a venue sponsored by a multi-national drinks company. The Fringe was meant to be the grimier, grittier underside of the festival, but now it is a bigger corporate stitch-up than the real Festival; hundreds of dreadful comedians with still clamouring to 'make it' at the already saturated Fringe. There is the mincing upper-middle class English one of dubious sexual orientation that uses their general limp-wristed uselessness as a source of self-effacing humour. There is the rough Northern-English one who over-shares their personal information and issues, or the rough cockney-geezer one that talks about his Dad giving him a stolen bike at Christmas. There is the token minority women who gets one joke in per appearance on Mock The Week and insists on making jokes about head scarves to a sea of uncomfortable giggles. There is the Nineties-era dinosaur recycling Nineties-era jokes in a conference center somewhere on the edge of town (Stewart Lee, Richard Herring, David Baddiel or one of those other ancient unfunny cunts). Then there is all the nerdy cunts recording podcasts where they discuss facts to boring to make it into an episode of QI, thicko 'dreamy' girls who sing songs about genital herpes while playing the ukulele, foreign cunts with a single rat-tail dreadlock playing in 'Balkan' bands or all the other cunts generally stinking the place up with their mundane, third-rate bollocks. The worst bit is that when I travel abroad, or even elsewhere in the UK, I have to contend with Festival cunts telling me how much they love my city, even though they only know the inside of a dozen pubs and venues. They totally get Edinburgh, because they paid £25 to see some second-tier Live at the Apollo cunt in the Fosters Magic Comedy Tent at the Pleasance, paid £20 for two Gin and Tonic and then locked themselves out of the shitty student flat they paid £300 to stay four days in. For all the money the Festival and Fringe brings in the city doesn't seem any better for it.
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