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  1. https://www.independent.co.uk/travel/news-and-advice/chloe-haines-flight-stansted-airport-cabin-crew-trial-jail-sentence-a9331441.html This thick little fuck nugget, Chloe Haines, got pissed up on a flight from Turkey to blighty and decided to scare the shit out of everyone and let some air in. Now I'm no scientist but even little old me knows that it is impossible to open the external door of an airplane in mid flight. This is due to a small thing called "air pressure". Also, planes have a thing called a Cooper Switch that disables the locks when the landing gear is up. This was named after some cunt who hijacked a plane and got the pilot to depressurise the cabin. So if you're on a flight and some drunk cunt or a peaceful who wants to fuck 72 virgins in the next life tries to wrench the door open mid flight, don't panic. Just laugh at the cunt, throw peanuts at them and generally take this piss. Oh, and Jet2 want 86k off this silly tart as that's what it cost them flying back. Yeah, good luck with that.
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