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There's many a punter on the Corner who originally hail from London and the home counties, and will have no doubt planned Christmas trips back to the ethnically cleansed wastelands they once left. So despite a pointless month long lockdown which has done little to slow the spread of Covid, its been decided that Southern England needs a taste of the tier system that worked so well up North. Watching the so called experts debating the merits of whether a slight increase in Covid was justifiable in preventing numerous suicides, and pensioners isolated over the festive season they all look forward to. Boris and Co are also now pushing a story of a much more virulent strain putting down roots in the South East. The incompetence of this fucking government is staggering, and the timely produced drug having a 70% efficacy doesn't look promising. The Russian Sputnik vaccine has an efficacy of over 90% and has is being delivered to the Russian populace as a type. Cancelling Christmas. Fuck right off, Boris!

Apparently nail-bars, eyebrow pluckers and various "salons" in England will not be allowed to open for a few weeks. This means that a few dim slappers whose entire self-worth relies on tarting up their nails/hair/eyebrows etc. will have to stay at home and hide. Well fucking boo-hoo; the world will be happy to get along without them. Why the fuck the exchequer is paying to furlough a bunch of vapid bints with no ambition other than cutting other people's fingernails is beyond me. They should be retrained as brickies, oil-rig workers or dustmen. The same goes for "boutiques" (whatever they are).

Why do car manufacturers seem to believe that this technology is what people want? Surely if you want to be in a car that you don't have to drive, you get a fucking taxi? I'm sure the bloke who's Tesla went into the side of a wagon would agree - if he wasn't a mangled corpse.

Having been stuck behind one of these things through roadworks on the M4 today, I couldn't help but notice what a revolting, ugly and pointless piece of shit they are. Neither an capable off-road vehicle or a sensibly designed on-road vehicle, they have no place in the world. Just a toy for cunts with a very high money to common sense ratio, to waste their Inherited wealth on.