Tom Daley advert

19 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Frank?

Fuck off he was too fat to be Frank.

35 minutes ago, Glowworm said:

Fuck off he was too fat to be Frank.

Is that possible?

On 26/06/2019 at 20:13, Neil said:

Just seen this for the first time,must have been his agents easiest sell,"well Tom,they want you to do an advert where you say how proud you are of becoming a father and that you love being (one of two) fathers" "What's it advertising?" "Fairy"..........you couldn't fucking make it up.

Pair of cunts

Without a cunt between them.

lol

On 26/06/2019 at 22:54, Cuntybaws said:

Fisting butter. Thumbs in first.

I’ve got a sneaking suspicion this one isn’t right, if you get my drift. He’s one of those ‘Funny people’

On 30/06/2019 at 02:02, King Billy said:

I’ve got a sneaking suspicion this one isn’t right, if you get my drift. He’s one of those ‘Funny people’

Ere he is, Billy fucking Paisley!

As you're trundling down the Shankill Road tonight in your mobility scooter humming 'Rule, Britannia!' and contemplating the end of your shit hole province within your lifetime, I want you to think of all your dead mates in uniform and ask yourself "Was it all worth it?"

BANG!

Lol

24 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Ere he is, Billy fucking Paisley!

As you're trundling down the Shankill Road tonight in your mobility scooter humming 'Rule, Britannia!' and contemplating the end of your shit hole province within your lifetime, I want you to think of all your dead mates in uniform and ask yourself "Was it all worth it?"

BANG!

Lol

 

 

Oh dear. Norwich’s self styled answer to Paddy Mayne has finished his jobsworth shift at the council. All guns blazing he’s lined up his first target. “That KB cunt. He’s not getting away with making me look a cunt, I shouldn’t have made up stories about him sending me PMs, and now every one can see what a bullshitter I really am. Fucking proddy cunt” I bet some poor backward job experience fucker felt the full wrath of the mighty Decimus today. He probably gave you a swift backhander and told you to fuck off if he had any sense. You mate are just a fucking two bob sad fuck little troll whose got away with manipulating and bullying punters here for too long. Well Dickweed You can go fuck yourself and have a quiet think about the substance of your pathetic existence. Just because you have been the recipient of a decent education, which you have made no fucking use of, having peaked at the heady heights of some fucking slightly above road sweeper or bin man pay grade at the council. It’s not exactly MI5 or Whitehall now. Is it? Although you prance around here like Napoleon or Stalin. You’re more ‘David Brent’ but without the humour. A pathetic self opinionated little egomaniac Pen pusher who sits at his little desk staring out the window all day, not even realising that everyone else in the building had you down as a fucking twat the first time they met you, and all laugh at you behind your back.    So Mr Frank Spencer sad little fantasist. Let’s all have a look at these PMs you were ranting about or just be reconciled to the fact that you’ve been rumbled.

Sad fucking wannabe cunt

Fuck off.

17 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Oh dear. Norwich’s self styled answer to Paddy Mayne has finished his jobsworth shift at the council. All guns blazing he’s lined up his first target. “That KB cunt. He’s not getting away with making me look a cunt, I shouldn’t have made up stories about him sending me PMs, and now every one can see what a bullshitter I really am. Fucking proddy cunt” I bet some poor backward job experience fucker felt the full wrath of the mighty Decimus today. He probably gave you a swift backhander and told you to fuck off if he had any sense. You mate are just a fucking two bob sad fuck little troll whose got away with manipulating and bullying punters here for too long. Well Dickweed You can go fuck yourself and have a quiet think about the substance of your pathetic existence. Just because you have been the recipient of a decent education, which you have made no fucking use of, having peaked at the heady heights of some fucking slightly above road sweeper or bin man pay grade at the council. It’s not exactly MI5 or Whitehall now. Is it? Although you prance around here like Napoleon or Stalin. You’re more ‘David Brent’ but without the humour. A pathetic self opinionated little egomaniac Pen pusher who sits at his little desk staring out the window all day, not even realising that everyone else in the building had you down as a fucking twat the first time they met you, and all laugh at you behind your back.    So Mr Frank Spencer sad little fantasist. Let’s all have a look at these PMs you were ranting about or just be reconciled to the fact that you’ve been rumbled.

Sad fucking wannabe cunt

Fuck off.

What a fucking hero. The big bad Decimus. Sticks up a post about me on some obscure nom and then scurries away and logs off before he can be exposed to any questions about his hissy fit the other night. Sad pathetic mug. You’ve been fucking found out. You’re finished. Hiding away is probably your best, if not only option. What a fucking mug. You’ve let everyone down, mostly yourself. You are a seriously pathetic individual and you have been found out as exactly that.

Nothing more, nothing less.

Good luck on mumsnet.

On 26/06/2019 at 22:54, Cuntybaws said:

Fisting butter. Thumbs in first.

This picture is ripe for a good photoshopping, the possibilities are endless 😂

2 minutes ago, Erroreptile404 said:

This picture is ripe for a good photoshopping, the possibilities are endless 😂

Put that big black dripping cock from your old Ainsley avatar in his mouth.

46 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Oh dear. Norwich’s self styled answer to Paddy Mayne has finished his jobsworth shift at the council. All guns blazing he’s lined up his first target. “That KB cunt. He’s not getting away with making me look a cunt, I shouldn’t have made up stories about him sending me PMs, and now every one can see what a bullshitter I really am. Fucking proddy cunt” I bet some poor backward job experience fucker felt the full wrath of the mighty Decimus today. He probably gave you a swift backhander and told you to fuck off if he had any sense. You mate are just a fucking two bob sad fuck little troll whose got away with manipulating and bullying punters here for too long. Well Dickweed You can go fuck yourself and have a quiet think about the substance of your pathetic existence. Just because you have been the recipient of a decent education, which you have made no fucking use of, having peaked at the heady heights of some fucking slightly above road sweeper or bin man pay grade at the council. It’s not exactly MI5 or Whitehall now. Is it? Although you prance around here like Napoleon or Stalin. You’re more ‘David Brent’ but without the humour. A pathetic self opinionated little egomaniac Pen pusher who sits at his little desk staring out the window all day, not even realising that everyone else in the building had you down as a fucking twat the first time they met you, and all laugh at you behind your back.    So Mr Frank Spencer sad little fantasist. Let’s all have a look at these PMs you were ranting about or just be reconciled to the fact that you’ve been rumbled.

Sad fucking wannabe cunt

Fuck off.

20 minutes ago, King Billy said:

What a fucking hero. The big bad Decimus. Sticks up a post about me on some obscure nom and then scurries away and logs off before he can be exposed to any questions about his hissy fit the other night. Sad pathetic mug. You’ve been fucking found out. You’re finished. Hiding away is probably your best, if not only option. What a fucking mug. You’ve let everyone down, mostly yourself. You are a seriously pathetic individual and you have been found out as exactly that.

Nothing more, nothing less.

Good luck on mumsnet.

A double post within 27 minutes of each other. That's got to be the Oxford dictionary definition of "Rattled".

I briefly logged on for a quick perusal as I'm otherwise engaged at the moment. Think of that as an excuse if you will, but believe it or not I've got better things to do than sit on here all day arguing with a fucking idiot. This week, at least, anyway.

I've PMd various people about that before you even responded, I'm sure they would be willing to confirm my otherwise busy status.

I'll be back eventually, on my own terms and when I can be arsed. Enjoy the site in the meantime, because you're going to get an absolute fucking pasting once I decide to spend more than ten minutes on here idly browsing.

11 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Put that big black dripping cock from your old Ainsley avatar in his mouth.

😂  😂 As obvious as it is i was thinking of something along those lines too. I might give it a crack in a bit lol.

26 minutes ago, King Billy said:

What a fucking hero. The big bad Decimus. Sticks up a post about me on some obscure nom and then scurries away and logs off before he can be exposed to any questions about his hissy fit the other night. Sad pathetic mug. You’ve been fucking found out. You’re finished. Hiding away is probably your best, if not only option. What a fucking mug. You’ve let everyone down, mostly yourself. You are a seriously pathetic individual and you have been found out as exactly that.

Nothing more, nothing less.

Good luck on mumsnet.

Don't fucking beat around the bush Billy, has something upset you?

5 minutes ago, Decimus said:

 

A double post within 8 minutes of each other. That's got to be the Oxford dictionary definition of "Rattled".

I briefly logged on for a quick perusal as I'm otherwise engaged at the moment. Think of that as an excuse if you will, but believe it or not I've got better things to do than sit on here all day arguing with a fucking idiot. This week, at least, anyway.

I've PMd various people about that before you even responded, I'm sure they would be willing to confirm my otherwise busy status.

I'll be back eventually, on my own terms and when I can be arsed. Enjoy the site in the meantime, because you're going to get an absolute fucking pasting once I decide to spend more than ten minutes on here idly browsing.

Looking forward to it 

I bet you’ve got a very busy schedule. Sitting at home staring out the window thinking of ‘What could have been’. You could work from home. Same nothingness, just a different view.

Big bad Decimus. Just a little sad boy crying inside and angry with the world due to your failed existence.

Cunt

2 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

Don't fucking beat around the bush Billy, has something upset you?

How did you know?

Tom Daley has just got his first Olympic Gold Medal .. Rothers will be over the moon and soooo proud.

1 hour ago, Dawn Chorus said:

Tom Daley has just got his first Olympic Gold Medal .. Rothers will be over the moon and soooo proud.

Top of the podium in the Olympic diving arse first on to a 10" cock competion? 

10 minutes ago, Goober said:

Top of the podium in the Olympic diving arse first on to a 10" cock competion? 

I bet that his anus will be tingling later.

27 minutes ago, Goober said:

Top of the podium in the Olympic diving arse first on to a 10" cock competion? 

Pens' cock by the sound of things.

5 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

Pens' cock by the sound of things.

I don't keep pets .. is it yours?

1 hour ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

Pens' cock by the sound of things.

And the smell of things. A unique, heady mix of shit, piss, parma violets and gorgonzola.

On 01/07/2019 at 19:38, Decimus said:

 

A double post within 27 minutes of each other. That's got to be the Oxford dictionary definition of "Rattled".

I briefly logged on for a quick perusal as I'm otherwise engaged at the moment. Think of that as an excuse if you will, but believe it or not I've got better things to do than sit on here all day arguing with a fucking idiot. This week, at least, anyway.

I've PMd various people about that before you even responded, I'm sure they would be willing to confirm my otherwise busy status.

I'll be back eventually, on my own terms and when I can be arsed. Enjoy the site in the meantime, because you're going to get an absolute fucking pasting once I decide to spend more than ten minutes on here idly browsing.

9 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

 

 

01/07/2019 at 18:55,  King Billy said:

Oh dear. Norwich’s self styled answer to Paddy Mayne has finished his jobsworth shift at the council. All guns blazing he’s lined up his first target. “That KB cunt. He’s not getting away with making me look a cunt, I shouldn’t have made up stories about him sending me PMs, and now every one can see what a bullshitter I really am. Fucking proddy cunt” I bet some poor backward job experience fucker felt the full wrath of the mighty Decimus today. He probably gave you a swift backhander and told you to fuck off if he had any sense. You mate are just a fucking two bob sad fuck little troll whose got away with manipulating and bullying punters here for too long. Well Dickweed You can go fuck yourself and have a quiet think about the substance of your pathetic existence. Just because you have been the recipient of a decent education, which you have made no fucking use of, having peaked at the heady heights of some fucking slightly above road sweeper or bin man pay grade at the council. It’s not exactly MI5 or Whitehall now. Is it? Although you prance around here like Napoleon or Stalin. You’re more ‘David Brent’ but without the humour. A pathetic self opinionated little egomaniac Pen pusher who sits at his little desk staring out the window all day, not even realising that everyone else in the building had you down as a fucking twat the first time they met you, and all laugh at you behind your back.    So Mr Frank Spencer sad little fantasist. Let’s all have a look at these PMs you were ranting about or just be reconciled to the fact that you’ve been rumbled.

Sad fucking wannabe cunt

Fuck off.

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   On 01/07/2019 at 19:21,  King Billy said:

What a fucking hero. The big bad Decimus. Sticks up a post about me on some obscure nom and then scurries away and logs off before he can be exposed to any questions about his hissy fit the other night. Sad pathetic mug. You’ve been fucking found out. You’re finished. Hiding away is probably your best, if not only option. What a fucking mug. You’ve let everyone down, mostly yourself. You are a seriously pathetic individual and you have been found out as exactly that.

Nothing more, nothing less.

Good luck on mumsnet.

Fuckin ‘ell gents! Who brokered the peace between you two then? Eric?

 

The dickless feral cunt did a similar one on Stubby in 2021, plenty of similar ones on Frank and Withers. For a busy "council executive" he appears to have a lot of time on his hands.

27 minutes ago, Decimus said:

And the smell of things. A unique, heady mix of shit, piss, parma violets and gorgonzola.

I’m trying to detox and diet here and you’ve just caused me to feel peckish…inconsiderate, Heston Blumenthal cunt.

2 hours ago, Dawn Chorus said:

The dickless feral cunt did a similar one on Stubby in 2021, plenty of similar ones on Frank and Withers. For a busy "council executive" he appears to have a lot of time on his hands.

Like him or loathe him, he is very good. However, what looks like  a very young Billy threw a few decent uppercuts there.

8 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Like him or loathe him, he is very good. However, what looks like an young Billy threw a few decent uppercuts there.

He has got plenty of time on his hands both to probe the internet and to think up his "rapid response" one liners. The shame is that he is not using his time to do anything useful.