Ape™️ Posted July 18, 2021 Report Share Posted July 18, 2021 I couldn’t give a fuck if your car contains a little princess, twins, grandkids or fucking show dogs. If you drive like a cunt you’ll be treated like a cunt. Anyone who feels the need to put such stickers on their cars should be fed, feet first, through a series of rotating knives, and then burnt with fire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 18, 2021 Report Share Posted July 18, 2021 Not only has this been done at least half a dozen times already, the last person to do it was YOU, just last year. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 18, 2021 Author Report Share Posted July 18, 2021 2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Not only has this been done at least half a dozen times already, the last person to do it was YOU, just last year. Couldn’t give a fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 18, 2021 Report Share Posted July 18, 2021 3 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Couldn’t give a fuck. Somebody once used those exact words to me at work when I chastised them for some or other impropriety. Things quickly went downhill from there, but luckily HR took my side in the ensuing tribunal when no witnesses could be found to testify who had actually thrown the first punch. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted July 18, 2021 Report Share Posted July 18, 2021 55 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Somebody once used those exact words to me at work when I chastised them for some or other impropriety. Things quickly went downhill from there, but luckily HR took my side in the ensuing tribunal when no witnesses could be found to testify who had actually thrown the first punch. A referral to the DILLIGAF desk always did it for me . Thankfully the regimental padre was never one to fuck around needlessly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 18, 2021 Report Share Posted July 18, 2021 43 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Couldn’t give a fuck. You stupid little cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 18, 2021 Report Share Posted July 18, 2021 54 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Not only has this been done at least half a dozen times already, the last person to do it was YOU, just last year. Do they do "Cunt with Alzheimer's on board" stickers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 18, 2021 Report Share Posted July 18, 2021 1 hour ago, Ape™️ said: I couldn’t give a fuck if your car contains a little princess, twins, grandkids or fucking show dogs. If you drive like a cunt you’ll be treated like a cunt. Anyone who feels the need to put such stickers on their cars should be fed, feet first, through a series of rotating knives, and then burnt with fire. I hate those cunts who have a green 'P' for provisional driver on their car. Sorry sweetie, you've past your test so if you drive like a spaz, you're fair game for a cunting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 18, 2021 Report Share Posted July 18, 2021 49 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Somebody once used those exact words to me at work when I chastised them for some or other impropriety. Things quickly went downhill from there, but luckily HR took my side in the ensuing tribunal when no witnesses could be found to testify who had actually thrown the first punch. So the fact that only one punch was thrown and the dozy tart had a broken nose didn't come into it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 18, 2021 Report Share Posted July 18, 2021 18 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Do they do "Cunt with Alzheimer's on board" stickers? Bitch…beat me to the punch! He’d probably forget which car he’d put it on, the dense cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 18, 2021 Report Share Posted July 18, 2021 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: So the fact that only one punch was thrown and the dozy tart had a broken nose didn't come into it? The punch that matters most in a fight is the one that finishes it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunty BigBollox Posted July 18, 2021 Report Share Posted July 18, 2021 3 hours ago, Ape™️ said: Couldn’t give a fuck. As Baws said in not as many words, you're a stupid fucking (alzheimers) prick. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 18, 2021 Report Share Posted July 18, 2021 29 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: The punch that matters most in a fight is the one that finishes it. I think you’ve thrown it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 18, 2021 Report Share Posted July 18, 2021 52 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: The punch that matters most in a fight is the one that finishes it. Usually the first one if you land it right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 18, 2021 Author Report Share Posted July 18, 2021 21 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I think you’ve thrown it. Is Baws’ arse your new tongue target? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 18, 2021 Report Share Posted July 18, 2021 9 minutes ago, Ape™️ said: Is Baws’ arse your new tongue target? I couldn’t get in there if I’m being honest. He was too busy shitting all over your credibility in this place. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 18, 2021 Author Report Share Posted July 18, 2021 6 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said: I couldn’t get in there if I’m being honest. He was too busy shitting all over your credibility in this place. “This place” ranks high amongst many things I don’t give a shit about. Your opinion is another. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted July 18, 2021 Report Share Posted July 18, 2021 Just now, Ape™️ said: “This place” ranks high amongst many things I don’t give a shit about. Your opinion is another. You posted that yesterday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted July 18, 2021 Report Share Posted July 18, 2021 1 hour ago, Ape™️ said: “This place” ranks high amongst many things I don’t give a shit about. Your opinion is another. Ape, you're worrying me. Sporadic bouts of rage and abusive behaviour. Now it appears you are suffering from memory loss. You have probably got an astrocytoma. Don't spend any more money on your patio, as you will probably never get good use out of it. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProfB Posted July 18, 2021 Report Share Posted July 18, 2021 7 hours ago, Ape™️ said: I couldn’t give a fuck if your car contains a little princess, twins, grandkids or fucking show dogs. If you drive like a cunt you’ll be treated like a cunt. Anyone who feels the need to put such stickers on their cars should be fed, feet first, through a series of rotating knives, and then burnt with fire. YES, that should happen & I could work on the machine that deals with these 'on board' sign wearing motor vehicles drivers. & often they have go faster stripes too. Friggin new born is being tossed about like a dambusters boucing bomb. Giggling & slavering, no wonder the corner as an age limit these days. Love ProfB xxx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 18, 2021 Report Share Posted July 18, 2021 1 hour ago, Witheredscrote said: Ape, you're worrying me. Sporadic bouts of rage and abusive behaviour. Now it appears you are suffering from memory loss. You have probably got an astrocytoma. Don't spend any more money on your patio, as you will probably never get good use out of it. He wants decking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 18, 2021 Report Share Posted July 18, 2021 7 hours ago, Ape™️ said: Couldn’t give a fuck. Stupid fucking gimp. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 18, 2021 Report Share Posted July 18, 2021 18 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said: He wants decking. Good evening you monster cocked he-she beast I bet this heat is causing chafing havoc with you gargantuan set of Cock & Balls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted July 18, 2021 Report Share Posted July 18, 2021 2 minutes ago, Frank said: Stupid fucking gimp. I bet you’ve done plenty of time in the gimp suit Frank? Arseless rubber suit and a mouth hole for your ‘mates’ to shit it lol fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penny Farthing Posted July 18, 2021 Report Share Posted July 18, 2021 6 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Good evening you monster cocked he-she beast I bet this heat is causing chafing havoc with you gargantuan set of Cock & Balls Hows your fanny? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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