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I couldn’t give a fuck if your car contains a little princess, twins, grandkids or fucking show dogs. If you drive like a cunt you’ll be treated like a cunt. Anyone who feels the need to put such stickers on their cars should be fed, feet first, through a series of rotating knives, and then burnt with fire.

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3 minutes ago, Ape™️ said:

Couldn’t give a fuck.

Somebody once used those exact words to me at work when I chastised them for some or other impropriety. Things quickly went downhill from there, but luckily HR took my side in the ensuing tribunal when no witnesses could be found to testify who had actually thrown the first punch.

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55 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

Somebody once used those exact words to me at work when I chastised them for some or other impropriety. Things quickly went downhill from there, but luckily HR took my side in the ensuing tribunal when no witnesses could be found to testify who had actually thrown the first punch.

A referral to the DILLIGAF desk always did it for me . Thankfully the regimental padre was never one to fuck around needlessly.

 

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1 hour ago, Ape™️ said:

I couldn’t give a fuck if your car contains a little princess, twins, grandkids or fucking show dogs. If you drive like a cunt you’ll be treated like a cunt. Anyone who feels the need to put such stickers on their cars should be fed, feet first, through a series of rotating knives, and then burnt with fire.

I hate those cunts who have a green 'P' for provisional driver on their car. Sorry sweetie, you've past your test so if you drive like a spaz, you're fair game for a cunting. 

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49 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

Somebody once used those exact words to me at work when I chastised them for some or other impropriety. Things quickly went downhill from there, but luckily HR took my side in the ensuing tribunal when no witnesses could be found to testify who had actually thrown the first punch.

So the fact that only one punch was thrown and the dozy tart had a broken nose didn't come into it? 

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2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

So the fact that only one punch was thrown and the dozy tart had a broken nose didn't come into it? 

The punch that matters most in a fight is the one that finishes it.

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1 hour ago, Ape™️ said:

“This place” ranks high amongst many things I don’t give a shit about. Your opinion is another.

Ape, you're worrying me.  Sporadic bouts of rage and abusive behaviour. Now it appears you are suffering from memory loss. You have probably got an astrocytoma. Don't spend any more money on your patio, as you will probably never get good use out of it.

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7 hours ago, Ape™️ said:

I couldn’t give a fuck if your car contains a little princess, twins, grandkids or fucking show dogs. If you drive like a cunt you’ll be treated like a cunt. Anyone who feels the need to put such stickers on their cars should be fed, feet first, through a series of rotating knives, and then burnt with fire.

YES, that should happen & I could work on the machine that deals with these 'on board' sign wearing motor vehicles drivers.

& often they have go faster stripes too. Friggin new born is being tossed about like a dambusters boucing bomb. Giggling & slavering, no wonder the corner as an age limit these days.

Love ProfB xxx

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