CCArchive Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer. Then, on the way home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab, to sit on a Swedish sofa and watch american shows on a Japanese TV. And, most of all, being suspicious of anything foreign. Oh and only in Britain can you get a pizza to your door faster than an ambulance. Only in Britain do banks leave both doors open and chain pens to the counter. Also supermarkets make sick people walk to the back of the shop for prescriptions whilst healthy people get their fags at the front of the shop. We might be cunts, but by fuck are we funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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