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"Do you have your own bag"? "No". "Please scan first item". I scan item. Red light flashes. Young lady approaches looking more jaded than I and places her special key into the slot and turns it. Light goes off. I contine. "Please scan first item". I scan item. Red light flashes. Young lady approaches looking more jaded than I and places her special key into the slot and turns it. Light goes off. I contine. Red light stops shining. I place my item into the packaging area. "Pay by cash or credit card"? "Cash". I place the appropriate coinage onto the miniture conveyor belt. The money is returned to me. The red light flashes. Young lady approaches looking more jaded than I and places her special key into the slot and turns it. Light goes off. I continue. I place the appropriate coinage on the mini conveyor belt. The money is returned to me. The red light flashes. Young lady approaches looking more jaded than I and places her special key into the slot and turns it. Light goes off. I contine. I place the appropriate coinage on the mini conveyor belt. The money is returned to me. The red light flashes. Young lady approaches looking more jaded than I and places her special key into the slot and turns it. Light goes off. I contine. I remove the hammer from my back pocket and proceed to destroy the machine, the young jaded lady, other people in my vicinity, the store, and myself.

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