Carl Sway Posted October 1, 2022 Report Share Posted October 1, 2022 2 minutes ago, Frank said: I've always had you down as a Derek. Funny that. Franko, the way I deal with these cunts is never to start their names with a capital. He's derek. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 1, 2022 Report Share Posted October 1, 2022 23 minutes ago, Carl Sway said: Who told you that? Everybody who ever said the Corner was better in the old days. 23 minutes ago, Carl Sway said: I also believed you were more interesting than you have turned out to be. They don't call me "Bores" for nothing. That's usually with a capital "B", but I'm not really fussed either way. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 1, 2022 Report Share Posted October 1, 2022 15 minutes ago, Carl Sway said: Franko, the way I deal with these cunts is never to start their names with a capital. He's derek. It hurts so bad dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 1, 2022 Report Share Posted October 1, 2022 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: It hurts so bad dude. Stay strong, bro! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 1, 2022 Report Share Posted October 1, 2022 25 minutes ago, Frank said: I've always had you down as a Derek. Funny that. Dirk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted October 1, 2022 Report Share Posted October 1, 2022 5 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: I miss pictures of dogs with Frank’s face. When the Corner ship finally goes down, and one day it probably will, the metaphorical mascot best fitting its demise as it sinks will surely be Frank's son of a Weimaraner face. What an unusual, troubled soul 'eavens was; hugely entertaining and original, and quite fucking mad. A one-off. He was: pals with Bowie in the 60s, writing/publishing a biography (with consent); yet ended up living in a semi-retirement static home, selling cheap Chinese ornaments at local markets, and online... perhaps the dastardly canine duo now feature as his web sales icon, lol. I genuinely wish the idiot well. I wish we could let him loose on Carl's Wank; he'd eat at him, like a little Jack Russell with a missing screw, nipping at his ankles with wonderful creations using the most unlikely of partnerships. Ironically, his sensitivities also meant he had the skin of a whippet. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 1, 2022 Report Share Posted October 1, 2022 9 minutes ago, Wolfie said: When the Corner ship finally goes down, and one day it probably will, the metaphorical mascot best fitting its demise as it sinks will surely be Frank's son of a Weimaraner face. What an unusual, troubled soul 'eavens was; hugely entertaining and original, and quite fucking mad. A one-off. He was: pals with Bowie in the 60s, writing/publishing a biography (with consent); yet ended up living in a semi-retirement static home, selling cheap Chinese ornaments at local markets, and online... perhaps the dastardly canine duo now feature as his web sales icon, lol. I genuinely wish the idiot well. I wish we could let him loose on Carl's Wank; he'd eat at him, like a little Jack Russell with a missing screw, nipping at his ankles with wonderful creations using the most unlikely of partnerships. Ironically, his sensitivities also meant he had the skin of a whippet. He was relentless, the intensity just kept rising. Like a scramjet with an infinite blue sky in front of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted October 1, 2022 Report Share Posted October 1, 2022 6 hours ago, Horrified Suburbanite said: while he struggles to put his spunk encrusted high school musical DVD into his mum's VHS. Vaginal Hiding Space? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 1, 2022 Report Share Posted October 1, 2022 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: He was relentless, the intensity just kept rising. Like a scramjet with an infinite blue sky in front of it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 1, 2022 Report Share Posted October 1, 2022 1 minute ago, Frank said: That got him suspended I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 1, 2022 Report Share Posted October 1, 2022 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: That got him suspended I think. Funnily enough, the picture of an actual dog fucking a woman didn't, though. Proper, have a word with yourself, you File'O'Fax clutching moron. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 1, 2022 Report Share Posted October 1, 2022 33 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: That got him suspended I think. Do you remember Dame Widow Pug Snr? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sway Posted October 1, 2022 Report Share Posted October 1, 2022 I WILL NOT LOSE.(unless derek is paying off the moderators) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 1, 2022 Report Share Posted October 1, 2022 30 minutes ago, Carl Sway said: I WILL NOT LOSE.(unless derek is paying off the moderators) Ah. How would that work? I pay them a bribe, and they use telepathy to influence your posting style, rendering it bereft of humour or imagination? You seem to have mastered it unaided so far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 1, 2022 Report Share Posted October 1, 2022 55 minutes ago, Frank said: Do you remember Dame Widow Pug Snr? Not really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 2, 2022 Report Share Posted October 2, 2022 3 hours ago, Frank said: She's gawjuss! Wowza Wowza! You're a lucky mongrel - who's a good boy, who, who, who.... You are, you're a goooood boy. You want you belly rub now? Huh? Huh? No? Ok. Go fetch, go boy fetch my dildo, bring it back, now boy , now boy, bring it back and we'll get you some reheated lasagne and sweetcorn thats been through my bowel. K boy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 2, 2022 Report Share Posted October 2, 2022 44 minutes ago, Horrified Suburbanite said: She's gawjuss! Wowza Wowza! You're a lucky mongrel - who's a good boy, who, who, who.... You are, you're a goooood boy. You want you belly rub now? Huh? Huh? No? Ok. Go fetch, go boy fetch my dildo, bring it back, now boy , now boy, bring it back and we'll get you some reheated lasagne and sweetcorn thats been through my bowel. K boy? Talking about someone's mother in such a disrespectful manner is fighting talk, HC. Luckily for you, this particular bitch's puppy has Ian Dury arms and the structural integrity of a lasagne sandwich. Kill the cunt. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 2, 2022 Report Share Posted October 2, 2022 1 minute ago, Decimus said: Talking about someone's mother in such a disrespectful manner is fighting talk, HC. Luckily for you, this particular bitch's puppy has Ian Dury arms and the structural integrity of a lasagne sandwich. Kill the cunt. I made an attempt..... I guess. Let's see where it gets us. What intel have you on the daddy? I know nothing apart from that cool cat went an blew his beans up a bow wow, 6 months later peter pan man plopped out. @Frank what's tha story, morning glory? Speakth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 2, 2022 Report Share Posted October 2, 2022 4 hours ago, Carl Sway said: I WILL NOT LOSE.(unless derek is paying off the moderators) I'M GONNA FUCK YOUR ASS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted October 2, 2022 Report Share Posted October 2, 2022 10 hours ago, Carl Sway said: I WILL NOT LOSE.(unless derek is paying off the moderators) Ironic after your snidey backstabbing, grass performance in this place some months ago which disgusted most on here and is one of the main reasons you’ll never be accepted. The only surprise to me is that @Decimusand @Eddie haven’t kicked your retarded cunt in you squealing little rat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyslexic cnut Posted October 2, 2022 Report Share Posted October 2, 2022 14 hours ago, Carl Sway said: Franko, the way I deal with these cunts is never to start their names with a capital. He's derek. This is a low point, even for you, Frank. Grooming a cerebral palsied thlid. Have you no shame? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sway Posted October 2, 2022 Report Share Posted October 2, 2022 I ain't a star, I'm a muthafuckin galaxy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sway Posted October 2, 2022 Report Share Posted October 2, 2022 12 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Ah. How would that work? I pay them a bribe, and they use telepathy to influence your posting style, rendering it bereft of humour or imagination? You seem to have mastered it unaided so far. I've just seen this. You thick cunt. This is how it would work. You give them money, then they ban me. You couldn't get any thicker if you tried. Thicker than fuck. Stupid little boy. I've got so deep under your skin, it's feels like I'm wearing it. I'm Ed Gein and you're a victim. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 2, 2022 Report Share Posted October 2, 2022 1 hour ago, Carl Sway said: I've just seen this. You thick cunt. This is how it would work. You give them money, then they ban me. You couldn't get any thicker if you tried. Thicker than fuck. Stupid little boy. I've got so deep under your skin, it's feels like I'm wearing it. I'm Ed Gein and you're a victim. What you’re saying is.. when you have a tantrum and get yourself banned for being a little crybaby fucking cunt. It’ll be someone else’s fault? Just so we’re all clear. The Ed Gein reference is shockingly accurate. I reckon a few teenage boys have fallen foul of you, you dirty fucking cunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 2, 2022 Report Share Posted October 2, 2022 2 hours ago, Carl Sway said: I'm a muthafuckin galaxy. Likely to melt down and leave a sticky brown mess? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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