Carl Sway Posted October 5, 2022 Report Share Posted October 5, 2022 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: You've got the market cornered as far as "trying" goes. Thanks, you jock cunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sway Posted October 5, 2022 Report Share Posted October 5, 2022 Come on then, who's next? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted October 5, 2022 Report Share Posted October 5, 2022 20 minutes ago, Carl Sway said: Come on then, who's next? I'll have a quick go. Hang yourself you latent homosexual. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sway Posted October 5, 2022 Report Share Posted October 5, 2022 1 minute ago, nocti said: I'll have a quick go. Hang yourself you latent homosexual. Fucking hell pal, that's way out there. Can't even compute. Just... What? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 5, 2022 Report Share Posted October 5, 2022 1 hour ago, Carl Sway said: Thanks, you jock cunt. "We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars", as some old poof once said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sway Posted October 5, 2022 Report Share Posted October 5, 2022 That was terrible. Next. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sway Posted October 5, 2022 Report Share Posted October 5, 2022 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: "We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars", as some old poof once said. Oscar Wilde? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 5, 2022 Report Share Posted October 5, 2022 1 hour ago, Carl Sway said: That was terrible. Next. I'm going to swing by your abode, delicately climb through your bathroom window, sneak into your bed while you're asleep and give you a sexually violent spooning session. Any thoughts on the above? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 5, 2022 Report Share Posted October 5, 2022 28 minutes ago, Horrified Suburbanite said: I'm going to swing by your abode, delicately climb through your bathroom window, sneak into your bed while you're asleep and give you a sexually violent spooning session. Any thoughts on the above? Can I book you for Thursday week? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Sway Posted October 6, 2022 Report Share Posted October 6, 2022 3 hours ago, Horrified Suburbanite said: I'm going to swing by your abode, delicately climb through your bathroom window, sneak into your bed while you're asleep and give you a sexually violent spooning session. Any thoughts on the above? Yes, and this probably won't surprise you, but my thoughts on that are that you're an idiot. First of all, you repeatedly claim that I'm a pervert, on the grounds that I like some actresses 'that are older than they look', then, when that fails, you threaten to sexually assault me. The word 'pathetic' can't possibly encompass all that is wrong with you. You make derek look subtle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted October 6, 2022 Report Share Posted October 6, 2022 11 hours ago, Carl Sway said: Yes, and this probably won't surprise you, but my thoughts on that are that you're an idiot. First of all, you repeatedly claim that I'm a pervert, on the grounds that I like some actresses 'that are older than they look', then, when that fails, you threaten to sexually assault me. The word 'pathetic' can't possibly encompass all that is wrong with you. You make derek look subtle. It's becoming very evident that you're a bit of a perv. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 6, 2022 Report Share Posted October 6, 2022 5 hours ago, Wolfie said: It's becoming very evident that you're a bit of a perv. He'd certainly not be my first choice when it comes to choosing a babysitter. Regardless of the weird rituals and shrines, I'd rather leave my toddler in ProfB's Stobart rig on the anniversary of The Yorkshire Ripper's death. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts