Bold as Fucking Brass Thieving Fucking Bastards.

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So last Friday i was doing my regular exercise , cycling round Dulwich Park. Now , for you scumbags who don't know the delights of Saaf London, Dulwich Park is not the place where you expect to find thieving low life cunts.Ok , so it was a nice Friday evening i was cream crackered so i decided to have a little rest. I stretched out on the grass and put my phone down in the grass beside me because i was expecting a call from one of the many birds who chase me around all the time.Yeah , the ladies love the Judge! Anyway i fucking fell asleep for about 10 minutes and when i woke up the fucking phone was gone! Cunts! Bastards! Thieving little shits! How much fucking front do you have to have to pull off a stunt like that? I was fucking steaming........fucking arseholes.By the way , have you been in a public phone box recently? I have been in Glasgow Carsi's that are cleaner than that.Fucking hell!