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Sitting Down And Trapping A Bollock


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Fortunately I'm a real man and wear proper briefs unlike these metrosexual irons who wear boxer shorts so I don't do this very often. However, on the odd occasion I do sit down and trap a bollock, the pain is excruciating. I've dropped a few pounds lately and am down from 19st to eighteen and half stone, but that said, believe me, you don't want that kind of weight pressing down on your happy sack. I did this at half past nine this morning and the urge to go across the road and paste the living shit out of a neighbour just to take my mind off it, is only just subsiding.

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