People Who Eat Cockroaches.

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There are some individuals who have been known to eat cock and a few who have scoffed down roaches to avoid being busted by the fuzz. A certain American hailing from Florida, Mr Edward Archbold age 32 has died from eating the nasty little ones that like to overrun our baths and kitchens, whilst shitting all over the cutlery as we're peacefully asleep. Edward, or 'Dead Eddie' as his friends now call him, expired after winning a contest in a pet shop that specialises in reptiles, to see how many of the bastards he could eat. The grand prize was a Python. Although the post-mortem has not been finished, I suspect it will say: 'Death, due to misadventure with bugs'.