They'll Sell You Down The River...Island

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Wear ill-fitting Debenham's suits? Matte brown tan loafers? Wear shit large buckled belts with Eagles and that shit on? Use wet-look gel in your shit hair and spike it to the nines? Have a subscription to Nuts magazine? Have a 'Smart' Phone with more GCSE's than yourself? Have a mobile phone that costs more than your shit car? Have a bus pass, because your piece of shit car breaks down at least once a week? Listen to Radio 1? Studied Photography at college "for all the minggggeee, phhwwoooooaaarrrr!" ? Have loads of 'birds' on the go because you are a 'geezer'? Go out on a Saturday night with people called 'Mad Clark' and 'FannyCatcher Paul'? Go to the gym once a week for 20 mins, 5 of which are spent 'checking in on Facebook', and the rest to take pictures of yourself in the big mirrors. If so I think you're a CUNTING Estate Agent.