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A man has been arrested in Wisconsin, after an off-duty police officer caught him "having sex" with an abandoned sofa. A Wisconsin Policeman Ryan Edwards said he spotted Gerard Streator, 46, leaning over the couch and "thrusting his pelvic area against the cushions and trying to sexually gratify himself by rubbing his penis between the two cushions". Although he is a desperate and rather stupid cunt, I suppose we shouldn't judge him too harshly. At least it wasn't a pouffe.

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