CCArchive Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 This smug little bastard always manages to poison me or something pathetic like that when i'm double this little cunts level!!! Ugh smug little bastard i hope it burns in cunt hell!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClitWestwood Posted October 20, 2023 Report Share Posted October 20, 2023 I've been playing through Pokemon Leaf Green and Pokemon Crystal(meth)Dust recently and can confirm Sandshrew is indeed a smug little twat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted October 20, 2023 Report Share Posted October 20, 2023 37 minutes ago, LastoftheMullets said: I've been playing through Pokemon Leaf Green and Pokemon Crystal(meth)Dust recently and can confirm Sandshrew is indeed a smug little twat! He's ground, isn't he? Drown the little cunt. Get a Magicarp and place it at the front of your team, switch him out at the start of each fight until the useless cunt evolves into the sea dragon thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 20, 2023 Report Share Posted October 20, 2023 1 hour ago, LastoftheMullets said: I've been playing through Pokemon Leaf Green and Pokemon Crystal(meth)Dust recently and can confirm Sandshrew is indeed a smug little twat! 29 minutes ago, Roadkill said: He's ground, isn't he? Drown the little cunt. Get a Magicarp and place it at the front of your team, switch him out at the start of each fight until the useless cunt evolves into the sea dragon thing. What the fuck is so wrong with your generation that you even know what any of this means? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 20, 2023 Report Share Posted October 20, 2023 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: What the fuck is so wrong with your generation that you even know what any of this means? I was absolutely gagging to get a Mewtwo, but he was rarer than a fresh smelling crapaud. Fucking Bulbasaur every single time 😭 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 20, 2023 Report Share Posted October 20, 2023 33 minutes ago, Decimus said: I was absolutely gagging to get a Mewtwo, but he was rarer than a fresh smelling crapaud. Fucking Bulbasaur every single time 😭 Fuck off 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted October 20, 2023 Report Share Posted October 20, 2023 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: What the fuck is so wrong with your generation that you even know what any of this means? I was ten years old and had a GameBoy. Just like you probably remember most of the names of cartoon characters you haven't watched in years, I can remember some of the mechanics of a children's game I haven't played for years. It's quite simple - Pokémon are assigned a "type" like water, fire, electric, ground or whatever and the rest of the game is just making your own creatures stronger and using them at the right time against types that are weak to theirs - like rock paper scissors, but with cockfighting. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 20, 2023 Report Share Posted October 20, 2023 18 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Pokémon are assigned a "type" like water, fire, electric, ground or whatever The rarer "Complete Fucking Cunt" type... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 20, 2023 Report Share Posted October 20, 2023 24 minutes ago, Roadkill said: I was ten years old and had a GameBoy. Just like you probably remember most of the names of cartoon characters you haven't watched in years, I can remember some of the mechanics of a children's game I haven't played for years. It's quite simple - Pokémon are assigned a "type" like water, fire, electric, ground or whatever and the rest of the game is just making your own creatures stronger and using them at the right time against types that are weak to theirs - like rock paper scissors, but with cockfighting. I don’t see what was wrong with Ninja Turtles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 20, 2023 Report Share Posted October 20, 2023 4 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: The rarer "Complete Fucking Cunt" type... I’d heard of ‘Digimon’. I didn’t know there was also a ‘Fagamon’ franchise. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted October 20, 2023 Report Share Posted October 20, 2023 5 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: The rarer "Complete Fucking Cunt" type... Psychic types were fucking weird: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted October 20, 2023 Report Share Posted October 20, 2023 2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I’d heard of ‘Digimon’. I didn’t know there was also a ‘Fagamon’ franchise. In the cartoon, all Pokémon would communicate by repeating their names in high pitched voices - I can still hear this Mr. Mime cunt twenty years after ever seeing the cunt. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted October 20, 2023 Report Share Posted October 20, 2023 6 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I don’t see what was wrong with Ninja Turtles. Ninja Turtles my arse. You're of the Danger Mouse and Flintstones generation or you have no fucking right to act as old and grumpy as you do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 20, 2023 Report Share Posted October 20, 2023 11 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Psychic types were fucking weird: That reminds me of the black faced avatar that @cuntsman had 5 years ago. Like some black & white minstrel in a turban. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 20, 2023 Report Share Posted October 20, 2023 8 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Ninja Turtles my arse. You're of the Danger Mouse and Flintstones generation or you have no fucking right to act as old and grumpy as you do. I was a teenager when Turtles came out so it still counts. I bet you don’t even remember ‘Batfink’. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted October 20, 2023 Report Share Posted October 20, 2023 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: That reminds me of the black faced avatar that @cuntsman had 5 years ago. Like some black & white minstrel in a turban. It's a Japanese thing. A lot of their "mystical" characters were portrayed like this in the 90's and 2000's because they think fuzzy wuzzies have magical powers. Western influence has killed the tradition off a bit, but you do still get the odd full on gollywog depictions sometimes. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted October 20, 2023 Report Share Posted October 20, 2023 4 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I was a teenager when Turtles came out so it still counts. I bet you don’t even remember ‘Batfink’. I know the name, not the show. All the old shite was played on a channel called Boomerang on the cable when I was growing up. Wacky Races and Catch the Pigeon were the dogs bollocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 20, 2023 Report Share Posted October 20, 2023 13 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: That reminds me of the black faced avatar that @cuntsman had 5 years ago. Like some black & white minstrel in a turban. Cunt repurposed that avatar from a post I made. It was Mr Popo from Dragon Ball Z. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 20, 2023 Report Share Posted October 20, 2023 11 minutes ago, Roadkill said: I know the name, not the show. All the old shite was played on a channel called Boomerang on the cable when I was growing up. Wacky Races and Catch the Pigeon were the dogs bollocks. Dastardly & Mutley was fucking brilliant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 20, 2023 Report Share Posted October 20, 2023 As Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young sang on Déjà Vu, "We have all been here before"... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClitWestwood Posted October 20, 2023 Report Share Posted October 20, 2023 5 hours ago, Roadkill said: He's ground, isn't he? Drown the little cunt. Get a Magicarp and place it at the front of your team, switch him out at the start of each fight until the useless cunt evolves into the sea dragon thing. I've actually used that magikarp method and then you dump it at the Pen and King Billy run Pokemon day care centre and wait for it to evolve into the Gyrados, it's not even that Sandshrew is hard to defeat it's just an irritating little fucker that pops up every 5 mins doing his Michael Jackson pose when you're traipsing though caves and you can't even zap it with your Pikachu as it's impervious to electricity...cunt! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClitWestwood Posted October 20, 2023 Report Share Posted October 20, 2023 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: Fuck off Fancy a butchers at my Bellsprout? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 20, 2023 Report Share Posted October 20, 2023 30 minutes ago, LastoftheMullets said: Fancy a butchers at my Bellsprout? You’re fuckin weird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted October 20, 2023 Report Share Posted October 20, 2023 37 minutes ago, LastoftheMullets said: I've actually used that magikarp method and then you dump it at the Pen and King Billy run Pokemon day care centre and wait for it to evolve into the Gyrados, it's not even that Sandshrew is hard to defeat it's just an irritating little fucker that pops up every 5 mins doing his Michael Jackson pose when you're traipsing though caves and you can't even zap it with your Pikachu as it's impervious to electricity...cunt! Pikachu is an overrated little flagship bitch. Go for an Electrode or Magnamite and suicide bomb the cunt. I completely forgot you could drop them of at the care center - I think in the later games you can drop off two and they'll shag if they're male and female. I got some weird fire snail thing that way. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted October 20, 2023 Report Share Posted October 20, 2023 Someone kill me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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