CCArchive Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 Lets get this straight. I want a ladder to fix my roof, i use a roof ladder. I want a ladder to repair guttering, i get out the extension ladder.I want to change a light bulb, i get the wife to do it; standing on a wobbly chair so i can laugh and take a peak upskirt. This is the way of things. What i fucking don't do is grab a ten section pile of Shopping channel,3 way hinged, bear trap, creaky, platform-cum-all kinds of bollocks... unless; 1)I Plan to artex the ceilings of a dolls house 2)Fit a birdbox in a lavender bush. 3)Polish my skirting boards. 4)Cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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