CCArchive Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 ...like a right cunt I put my coat on at 12.30am and wandered up to the road in me slippers and jim-jams to look up to the sky from that spot as is unhindered by trees and cunts' rooflines - and it was clear... so I came back in and grabbed me bins and saw then TWO of these fucking Germoloids everyone been on about straight away... but what was more inspiring was catching a glimpse of Jupiter and seeing 4 of its moons lined up either side... Haven't really seen that since 1973 when I had my erection in the garden - I was 14... Then - a fucking car came past I dived for the safety of the verge and trod in a load of Dog shit Then it got hazy and I got well fucked off and came in all wobbly cos when you stand in the cold looking up for a bit it does your head in for normal looking about... Anyway, oh yeah - I also got a glimpse of a couple of Galaxies... Lets just say then that it was my small tribute to Patrick (I fucking hate immigrants) Moore... and seeing as I have that penned sketch signed by him on my landing, it was the least I could do... But what a fucking cunting carry-on... Pollux my fucking arse... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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