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An old, beaten up car that is considered by it's owner to be the 'dog's bollocks' (or an extension of his manhood), when in reality it is a piece of crap that has been given a tasteless and offensive chav transformation using cheap motor store and eBay 99p 'stick on' shite. Expect to see big bore exhausts or chrome 5" wide add-on stuck over the existing tailpipe (and lots of blue smoke), home made whale tail spoilers, spray can paint jobs, blue LED washer jets, neons, chrome hub caps that are supposed to look like alloys, lexus style or blacked out rear lights, shite music played too loud and cap adorned, blingtastic chav driver wearing burberry or bench clothing from TK Maxx. One of these cars is near my house and the tosser who owns it drives like he is on speed. He has had two crashes & destroyed both his cars by will he learn. Not if his farther has done the same to his car (speeded on black ice and crashes it & nearly killed himself). Then his mother who keeps buying him crap cars in the first place for him to "do up". He works as an engineer/mechanic for the fire service at the moment. Nice one!

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