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Council Cunts Who Decide To Rename Airports


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Fucking yanks started this pointless arse-buggery off with JFK, (formerly Idlewild), so far we've had John Lennon Airport, (Speke), George Best Belfast City Airport..now Birmingham is to be honoured with the moniker Ozzy Osbourne Airport. I'm confident that my flight to the states will commence at Ian Brady International, but may have a connection at Alf Garnett, Terminal 4. I suspect the Brummie Duty-Free allowance will be very lax and it'll be a pre-requisite to be mindlessly pished, have coke trails out of both nostrils pre-flight and to tear the controls from the pilot and attempt aerobatic manoevres mid-flight. Cunts.

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