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International Happiness Day


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Today the UN has declared the world's first International Happiness Day. Is this some sort of sick joke? You can't just say 'today, everyone will be happy'. What if your pet goldfish has just died? Or if you are a Russian living in Cyprus? Or a Liverpool supporter? How very dare these cunts. What would make me happy would be for the whole of the UN to be swallowed up by a massive flash sinkhole and for the whole fucking lot of them to disappear into the raging bowels of the planet never to be fucking seen again. Making-up-dumbarse-fucking-days-for-the-fucking-sake-of-it cunts.

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