Roger Protz

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This is a man who finds altogether too much enjoyment in a glass of beer. He is an "expert" on the subject and and writes articles on it on a regular basis, some of which have appeared in The Guardian. Protz has even been known to list his dream 6 pack from a region, and that to me, is a man who is completely out of touch. Time spent drinking beer is often marked in memory as a good time, but this is more often than not due to the company you are with. Any man who has time to sit and contemplate the virtues of a beer is likely a man drinking alone and in this case it will be the mans very evident attention to detail that has set aside and marked him a bore. Is he a cunt? of course he is, and a boring one at that.