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So..... there I am, laboring away in my kitchen, cooking an authentic Chicken Naga curry. I've reduced the sauce base down and the chicken is cooked to perfection. All that's needed now is the Naga Chill's to give the sauce a hefty kick. I've nipped the stalks off and cut the chilli's down and added them. As I've done this my phone has rang and some twat who is trying to convince me I'm entitled to a mis-sold PPI claim, has totally distracted me. I tell the cunt to fuck off and then go for a quick piss completely forgetting that I've just been cutting up Naga chilli's. Words are inadequate to describe the sensations that coursed through my nether regions for the next 20 minutes. This is not simply a cunt, it is an off the scale screamer of a cunt.

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