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If your knees are fucked or your wife's hips are giving her jip, these sound like a good idea. They're not. You need a degree in flat-packery to work out how to set the fucking thing up and a degree in geometry to work out the angle of the dangle and avoid having to stand on tippy toes when attempting to dock. It's a right fucking palaver getting her in it and by the time you've hoisted her into position the moment has passed. The only fun feature of these cunting things is that, once in, the lady needs to be Harry Houdini to get out of it unaided. If anyone of you cunts are interested in a second-hand one at a reasonable price (only used once, no jizz stains) please PM me.

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