Pen Pushing cunts that have a different pen for every task

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Not happy with the one Biro, these Nib-Headed cunts have to have a suitable pen for every need: The Cheque Book Pen; Note Pad Pen; Shopping List Pen; Writing Pen; Birthday Card Pen; Dear John Letter Pen; Crossword Pen; Waterproof Pen; Form Filling Pen; Fountain Pen, Jotting-Down Pen and a fucking Pig-Pen. Heaven help you should you use their Cheque Book Pen to write a shopping list, or to clean your ears out with