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Jesus Christing Mother of Fuck, I've been up all night, writhing in fucking pain with this stomach-stabbing fucking bastard and prepared myself to empty my stomach with the two fingers down the throat method at about 4am. Finally released a fucking arse goblin like an Amtrak leviathan that looked as if I had to stand up to drop the fucker out of my guts. At least I can console myself that it wasn't all piss and wind like a certain much maligned and dearly departed ID on these hallowed pages. Furthermore, it was sentient enough to be cognizant of punctuation and sentence structure and had attained recommendations for ECDL syllabus 5 before I'd even named the cunt.

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