Forums that don't recognise my genius

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Everytime I lower myself to have a nosey at the oiks in the tap room (ie the forum) to tell them to stop fucking swearing so fucking much.., my name, email and password are not recognised... even "forgot password" says I don't exist... do I exist? or am I just the wisps of ethera from some morsel of indigestible cheese I munched on during my last soujorn across The Moat to tell Frenchy to stop sneaking a peek at Mrs D's undercrackers on the washing line...