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I'm going on a cruise with Mrs W for two weeks and the internet costs are mental so fuck off.

 

....and the bastards won't let me take my guitar on board.

 

Captain Morgan was a cunt.

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I'm going on a cruise with Mrs W for two weeks and the internet costs are mental so fuck off.

 

....and the bastards won't let me take my guitar on board.

 

Captain Morgan was a cunt.

I was on a cruise last year and the internet was all free ! ............... And they had no problem with my Yamaha Stage 5 piece drum kit and cymbals.

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Just stay on here and chat to yourself Jacko - they are ripping each other to bits in their own inferior noms. Multi ID this and fucking idiots that. Blah blah blah. 

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Just stay on here and chat to yourself Jacko - they are ripping each other to bits in their own inferior noms. Multi ID this and fucking idiots that. Blah blah blah. 

Well said mate. Your a cunt, but one of the good ones.

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What you wearing tonight, Jacko?

By my standards smart but casual Frank. A pair of Grenson Brogues, some old boating slacks. Shamefully, a t shirt. I'm not a t shirt kinda guy, but half my dinner went down my shirt as I had a few liveners at lunch time. Got to stop that. 

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What you wearing tonight, Jacko?

Seems to me like you've been upsetting the regulars. A lot of flak coming your way. Did you manage to hold on to that useless tike Manu ?

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This fucking shitpot second class Corner is totally fucking impossible to keep up with on a fucking "smart" phone. Bring back the "Last 24 Hours" page!

I'm back on the laptop or IPad most of the time. Smartfone fucking hopeless for this clusterfuck.

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Just stay on here and chat to yourself Jacko - they are ripping each other to bits in their own inferior noms. Multi ID this and fucking idiots that. Blah blah blah. 

 

 

What you wearing tonight, Jacko?

 

 

By my standards smart but casual Frank. A pair of Grenson Brogues, some old boating slacks. Shamefully, a t shirt. I'm not a t shirt kinda guy, but half my dinner went down my shirt as I had a few liveners at lunch time. Got to stop that. 

 

 

That was fuckin' funny.

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Just stay on here and chat to yourself Jacko - they are ripping each other to bits in their own inferior noms. Multi ID this and fucking idiots that. Blah blah blah. 

With all the  multi IDers and fucking idiots fucked off from the site by Admin, I don't suppose there will be any fucker left on here by the time I get back.

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Seems to me like you've been upsetting the regulars. A lot of flak coming your way. Did you manage to hold on to that useless tike Manu ?

I've not been myself lately, Jacko. It's the first time in years that I've been without the company of a lady. I frequent the local brothel in Shepherd's Market or have the kitchen sinks at 007 come to me at £200 a pop... www.007escorts.co.uk. They really are super. As for the 'regulars'... why the fuck would any half-cunt allow that twat jizzler and his sidekick kunty to continue willy nilly. Has the Corner gone fucking soft? Grenson shoes really are very poorly made... quite vulgar too. It's J. Lobb or nothing. I went for my second fitting today at Kilgour.... A three quarter length peaked lapel cashmere one button overcoat.

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I've not been myself lately, Jacko. It's the first time in years that I've been without the company of a lady. I frequent the local brothel in Shepherd's Market or have the kitchen sinks at 007 come to me at £200 a pop... www.007escorts.co.uk. They really are super. As for the 'regulars'... why the fuck would any half-cunt allow that twat jizzler and his sidekick kunty to continue willy nilly. Has the Corner gone fucking soft? Grenson shoes really are very poorly made... quite vulgar too. It's J. Lobb or nothing. I went for my second fitting today at Kilgour.... A three quarter length peaked lapel cashmere one button overcoat.

Savile Row Frank - if only. I'm afraid I have to tighten my belt this year and make do and mend on the clothes front. By fuck, my entire winter wardrobe will cost less than your cashmere. The vulgar look is de rigueur this winter. I've taken to smoking endless cigarettes and worrying about nothing. You want to get out more and keep away from the strumpets, they'll fuck you up more than the Absinthe.

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Savile Row Frank - if only. I'm afraid I have to tighten my belt this year and make do and mend on the clothes front. By fuck, my entire winter wardrobe will cost less than your cashmere. The vulgar look is de rigueur this winter. I've taken to smoking endless cigarettes and worrying about nothing. You want to get out more and keep away from the strumpets, they'll fuck you up more than the Absinthe.

 

It's awfully addictive, Jacko. With all that OWO, my willy has started to wilt.

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It's awfully addictive, Jacko. With all that OWO, my willy has started to wilt.

That is a concern. If it happens again rub it in Galliano Balsamico and think of Ana.

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It's illegal to peel oranges in LA hotel rooms.

If there's an orange in an L A hotel room there will more than likely be a black bin liner in close proximity, possibly over the cunts head who's got the orange in his mouth.

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