applescruff14 Posted January 17, 2016 Report Share Posted January 17, 2016 On 14 January 2016 at 1:03 AM, southerncunt said: I dare say she is above your league, and the chances of her getting down to your members end and facing a couple of balls is next to zero. Change the record. We have a series win in South Africa and of course the Ashes and that's all that matters. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 18, 2016 Report Share Posted January 18, 2016 18 hours ago, applescruff14 said: We have a series win in South Africa and of course the Ashes and that's all that matters. Apple, just slip the lass a ruphie, take her to her flat the roger her back side like life itself was coming to an end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted January 23, 2016 Report Share Posted January 23, 2016 On 18 January 2016 at 1:10 AM, Wizardsleeve said: Apple, just slip the lass a ruphie, take her to her flat the roger her back side like life itself was coming to an end. We have the Ashes and that's all that matters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted January 23, 2016 Report Share Posted January 23, 2016 59 minutes ago, applescruff14 said: We have the Ashes and that's all that matters. Shut up Apple for fucks sake you repetitive cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted January 23, 2016 Report Share Posted January 23, 2016 1 hour ago, applescruff14 said: We have the Ashes and that's all that matters. This is only a guess mind, but it's been a while since you've stretched a lady starfish, then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted January 23, 2016 Report Share Posted January 23, 2016 4 minutes ago, Snatch said: Shut up Apple for fucks sake you repetitive cunt. Bastard, I was going to say that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted January 23, 2016 Report Share Posted January 23, 2016 1 minute ago, MikeD said: Bastard, I was going to say that. Wait a while Mike,he'll mention it again tomorrow no doubt. I don't give a fuck about cricket but I hope England loses those fucking ashes soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted January 23, 2016 Report Share Posted January 23, 2016 4 minutes ago, Snatch said: Wait a while Mike,he'll mention it again tomorrow no doubt. I don't give a fuck about cricket but I hope England loses those fucking ashes soon. Tomorrow? If he hasn't mentioned it at least half a dozen times by the end of tonight i'll be fucking amazed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted January 30, 2016 Report Share Posted January 30, 2016 Crap result in the football but we have the Ashes and that's all that matters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted January 31, 2016 Report Share Posted January 31, 2016 15 hours ago, applescruff14 said: Crap result in the football but we have the Ashes and that's all that matters. No wonder you don't have a woman in your life. You must be one boring cunt if all you do is go on about those fucking shite ashes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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